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Sounds like a bar we ended up at in Newport Tennessee about 20 years ago.
Had to go through a metal detector and sign a waiver if we were kilt the place wasn't liable.
Had a good time. Chick's were doing coke right off the pool table. The waitress refused to show her tits because she would get fired.
But, when we were leaving she came running across the lot to tell us her sister fell in the fryer at burger King and burnt her face off and was going to see her. We asked of she was off the clock, she said yeah, so we got to see the titties.

It was a good time.
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I don't think I even had a cell phone at the time and unlike West Verginians, I didn't carry a giant fooking Polaroid around in a fanny pack.
You would have had to leave your fanny pack at the door regardless.
 

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Sounds like a bar we ended up at in Newport Tennessee about 20 years ago.
Had to go through a metal detector and sign a waiver if we were kilt the place wasn't liable.
Had a good time. Chick's were doing coke right off the pool table. The waitress refused to show her tits because she would get fired.
But, when we were leaving she came running across the lot to tell us her sister fell in the fryer at burger King and burnt her face off and was going to see her. We asked of she was off the clock, she said yeah, so we got to see the titties.

It was a good time.

Waitress titties always seem to be some of the best.
 

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Sounds like a bar we ended up at in Newport Tennessee about 20 years ago.
Had to go through a metal detector and sign a waiver if we were kilt the place wasn't liable.
Had a good time. Chick's were doing coke right off the pool table. The waitress refused to show her tits because she would get fired.
But, when we were leaving she came running across the lot to tell us her sister fell in the fryer at burger King and burnt her face off and was going to see her. We asked of she was off the clock, she said yeah, so we got to see the titties.

It was a good time.

Iron City, the most lawless place in Tennessee.
 

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Iron City, the most lawless place in Tennessee.


We knew it was going to be a good trip when we asked the lady at the hotel where we could get the best steak, she sent us to "The Grease Rack", where we had to knock on a door, wait for someone to let us in and tell them Faye sent us...

The waitress there upon us asking what there was to do in that town replied "sluts and drugs".
She's the one who gave us directions to the bar.

That was still the best steak I've ever had.
 
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