Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

Everytime I think OPE might have a chance of being heterosexual we end up talking about something like man sandals.

It never fails.

20 bucks is 20 bucks

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I beg yoah pahdon kind suh.
I do believe sandals or jandals would have more straps and the like, no?
I still say these are comfy, and haters can GFY...

You are excused. Wrong, but excused.
Sandals do have straps, and are called sandals....
Jandals are jandals. Flipflops to you, thongs to the weirdo Australians, but jandals here (wiki reckons Japanese Sandal nickname)

 

[Dream]

I'm a Havaianas man.
Ones on left are my daily workshop hybrids. Had a bit of a situation and had to sub in a Quiksilver strap. Only things Quiksilver Jandals any good for anyway. Soles compress way too fast, tread wears overnight and nek minnit your sliding like DeGeneres' ratings.
The struggle is real Ryan.
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Ah, a conoiseur of open footwear I see.
Being you live on the ocean, thats understandable.
Also having a power saw fetish is a bit of a conundrum, but I digress.
Always was a fan of Sperry Topsiders.
Good fit, comfy, and last forever. Cant seem to find them since the Covid thing happened.
Ive worn out half a dozen pairs in 10 years or so.
Man that wears steel toed boots for a living enjoys getting a little sunshine on his toes every so often.

 

[Dream]

20 bucks is 20 bucks

Whatever helps you sleep at night Randi.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Ah, a conoiseur of open footwear I see.
Being you live on the ocean, thats understandable.
Also having a power saw fetish is a bit of a conundrum, but I digress.
Always was a fan of Sperry Topsiders.
Good fit, comfy, and last forever. Cant seem to find them since the Covid thing happened.
Ive worn out half a dozen pairs in 10 years or so.
Man that wears steel toed boots for a living enjoys getting a little sunshine on his toes every so often.

We have wanker launch and yacht owner boat shoes all over the place here Brent. Send me your size and its as good as on your foot bro.

 

[Dream]

You are excused. Wrong, but excused.
Sandals do have straps, and are called sandals....
Jandals are jandals. Flipflops to you, thongs to the weirdo Australians, but jandals here (wiki reckons Japanese Sandal nickname)

Wait, I thought YOU had called them thongs. Maybe that was Todd.
Perhaps I misunderstood, reading upside down and all...

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Wait, I thought YOU had called them thongs. Maybe that was Todd.
Perhaps I misunderstood, reading upside down and all...

Defo Todd. They put thongs on their feet, and G-Strings up/on their ass.

 

[Dream]

We have wanker launch and yacht owner boat shoes all over the place here Brent. Send me your size and its as good as on your foot bro.

First, Wanker launch sounds dirty.
Yacht owner?
Have you seen my boat?
Guess my feet have been overdressed...

 

[dall]

First, Wanker launch sounds dirty.
Yacht owner?
Have you seen my boat?
Guess my feet have been overdressed...View attachment 288230

thats because thats all the ford can tow
anything bigger and it would be Found On Road Dead lol

 

[Dream]

Defo Todd. They put thongs on their feet, and G-Strings up/on their ass.

Well I stand corrected then.
Trying very hard NOT to get a mental pic of Todd in thongs and a G-string.

 

[Mastermind]

Whatever helps you sleep at night Randi.

Speaking of sleep.

I'm out.

You mfers don't break the internet or nuttin.

 

[Dream]

thats because thats all the ford can tow
anything bigger and it would be Found On Road Dead lol

Bring your Chebby slacker!
That old POS is as waterlogged as Spongebob.
The Ferd doesnt have a problem with pulling, its more a STOPPING thing.

 

[Dream]

Speaking of sleep.

I'm out.

You mfers don't break the internet or nuttin.

Quitter.
Take your Geritol gramps.
Dont need you breaking a hip and soiling your depends.
Aaand, I'm pretty sleepy too...

 

[Stump Shot]

Everytime I think OPE might have a chance of being heterosexual we end up talking about something like man sandals.

It never fails.

I'd rather wear boots to the beach, than be caught dead in flip flops.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

First, Wanker launch sounds dirty.
Yacht owner?
Have you seen my boat?
Guess my feet have been overdressed...View attachment 288230

Sure have seen your boat, and a proper Jandal wearer's boat it is too mate.
Unless it's winter, then gumboots and socks...
Seriously tho, hit me up if you want me to track you some Boat Shoes. We just held the Americas Cup sailing regatta down here, so Prada wearing mfers will have demanded stock be available.

Edit: American entry didn't make the final. NZ won against an Italian Prada Pirelli sponsored syndicate. Plenty wankers. Pretty amazing "sailing" boats tho.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/am...ggests-cup-return/6U2CZY6AENPOWOZMZ72HEZTDXU/

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I'd rather wear boots to the beach, than be caught dead in flip flops.

Well that seems counter productive. Noted tho.

 

[Dream]

I'd rather wear boots to the beach, than be caught dead in flip flops.

Tried it. Sand gets in.
Its uncomfortable.
I'll wear shorts and work boots if I'm doing stuff at home.
Dont knock it. It gets hot and (mostly) humid down here.

 

[Dream]

Sure have seen your boat, and a proper Jandal wearer's boat it is too mate.
Unless it's winter, then gumboots and socks...
Seriously tho, hit me up if you want me to track you some Boat Shoes. We just held the Americas Cup sailing regatta down here, so Prada wearing mfers will have demanded stock be available.

Edit: American entry didn't make the final. NZ won against an Italian Prada Pirelli sponsored syndicate. Plenty wankers. Pretty amazing "sailing" boats tho.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/am...ggests-cup-return/6U2CZY6AENPOWOZMZ72HEZTDXU/

I appreciate the offer, but shipping costs would probably be unreasonable.
On a different note, ive always wanted to visit your part of this crazy world.
I could always pick up a pair while I'm in town right?

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I appreciate the offer, but shipping costs would probably be unreasonable.
On a different note, ive always wanted to visit your part of this crazy world.
I could always pick up a pair while I'm in town right?

I look forward to it. You'll be very welcome. I'll begin preparing the west wing.

 

[Stihl working Hard]

evening Todd I’m ok how’s you

be happy you posted a picture he would of thought you was taking a *s-word

Doing ok thanks buddy