Not So Pro 3

[USMC615]

@P.M.P. ...after Monkey Mans’ previous post, me thinks this calls for a little ‘Monkey Business’...Skid Row-type!

 

[USMC615]

Good afternoon fellas

...you and the ol’ man feeling any better?

 

[ayoungtexan]

...you and the ol’ man feeling any better?

Yup, the headache and shortness of breath is gone.

 

[USMC615]

Yup, the headache and shortness of breath is gone.

...good

 

[dall]

Sitting in the car waiting for the daughter to be done with orientation at new job. She said I'll only be one hour. Its been 2 hours. I coulda been hanging out at the gun shop. WTF

you wasnt gonna do anything else slacker

Do you ever work on real vehicles?

no such thing in florida

I didn’t know @dall knew hows to Do turbo preparation.


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lol you wont ever know what all i can do either

I say we all chip in on a round-trip Greyhound bus ride, send his young ass out to @Steve or up to @redline4 for a two/three-week crash course. He’d prob cut out that rice-burner *s-wordt altogether!

they would go nuts

Seeing thst you are his honorary internet father, I feel he would be much better off moving into your spare room.

best answer there

Good Lord...let’s think of some other options...hello?

nope hes all yours to straighten out and break the cherry

No thanks Jason, my herd is at capacity.

smart man

How do you all keep full time jobs and post in this thread during business hours?!!!

lol

Got my junk parts for my junk truck. Gonna see about getting it back together this weekend.

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damn slackers

 

[Dub11]

So found out today a coworker in another department has returned to work after recovering from the covid and everyone found out after he returned, so glad management told us. My level of unhappiness with them greedy NOPEs is at a new high.

I good thing though was dude was a fat unhealthy junk food eating sloth in his late 50s so if he survived with out a hospital stay I wanna say anyone can beat it.

 

[dall]

So found out today a coworker in another department has returned to work after recovering from the covid and everyone found out after he returned, so glad management told us. My level of unhappiness with them greedy NOPEs is at a new high.

I good thing though was dude was a fat unhealthy junk food eating sloth in his late 50s so if he survived with out a hospital stay I wanna say anyone can beat it.

you calling us fat ?
hows you slacker

 

[Dub11]

you calling us fat ?
hows you slacker

That's up to you and how much of your pecker you can still see.

Tired here but glad its Friday and a 2 day weekend with a cool down tomorrow.

What you up too?

 

[redline4]

So found out today a coworker in another department has returned to work after recovering from the covid and everyone found out after he returned, so glad management told us. My level of unhappiness with them greedy NOPEs is at a new high.

I good thing though was dude was a fat unhealthy junk food eating sloth in his late 50s so if he survived with out a hospital stay I wanna say anyone can beat it.

Other than the first sales guy here who got it, thats pretty much how it played out at my work too.
All of a sudden we had no salesmen and nobody knew why...

 

[Steve]

Other than the first sales guy here who got it, thats pretty much how it played out at my work too.
All of a sudden we had no salesmen and nobody knew why...

We had a counter man this morning on a 2 week vacation due to his son testing positive yesterday. Stay tuned!

 

[41FanForLife]

How do you all keep full time jobs and post in this thread during business hours?!!!

I don't know that being a slacker could be considered full time employment

 

[Dub11]

Other than the first sales guy here who got it, thats pretty much how it played out at my work too.
All of a sudden we had no salesmen and nobody knew why...

We had a counter man this morning on a 2 week vacation due to his son testing positive yesterday. Stay tuned!

Yeah thats the thing we are so busy them bastards don't want everyone on a 2 week vacation. The VP just won't show up and the plant manager thinks he's 10ft tall and bullet proof so yeah perfect recipe for disaster.

 

[Steve]

I don't know that being a slacker could be considered full time employment

George McFly told me i could be any thing if i put my mind to it.


So i became an Asswhole!

 

[USMC615]

Got a connection who likes to make shine with Bartlett pears, and I’ve got one helluva Bartlett pear tree in the backyard. Mf’r just rains down the pears, by the dozens every day. This thing’s about 30 feet tall. Fittin’ to set up some 6,8,10-foot stepladders and go to gettin’ em. Nothing that’s hit the ground goes in the tubs...contamination. I look forward to my quarts of this in the fermenting future.

Btwn this *s-wordt and some pussy coming over later, I oughta be a ‘sweet boy‘ afterwards. Call ‘em like I see ‘em.

 

[Agent Smith]

Got a connection who likes to make shine with Bartlett pears, and I’ve got one helluva Bartlett pear tree in the backyard. Mf’r just rains down the pears, by the dozens every day. This thing’s about 30 feet tall. Fittin’ to set up some 6,8,10-foot stepladders and go to gettin’ em. Nothing that’s hit the ground goes in the tubs...contamination. I look forward to my quarts of this in the fermenting future.

Btwn this *s-wordt and some pussy coming over later, I oughta be a ‘sweet boy‘ afterwards. Call ‘em like I see ‘em.

Right on. Hit it like a caveman

 

[DuratecMan10]

Got a connection who likes to make shine with Bartlett pears, and I’ve got one helluva Bartlett pear tree in the backyard. Mf’r just rains down the pears, by the dozens every day. This thing’s about 30 feet tall. Fittin’ to set up some 6,8,10-foot stepladders and go to gettin’ em. Nothing that’s hit the ground goes in the tubs...contamination. I look forward to my quarts of this in the fermenting future.

Btwn this *s-wordt and some pussy coming over later, I oughta be a ‘sweet boy‘ afterwards. Call ‘em like I see ‘em.

Pics?


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[p61 western]

Good afternoon fuggers.

 

[Mastermind]

Got a connection who likes to make shine with Bartlett pears, and I’ve got one helluva Bartlett pear tree in the backyard. Mf’r just rains down the pears, by the dozens every day. This thing’s about 30 feet tall. Fittin’ to set up some 6,8,10-foot stepladders and go to gettin’ em. Nothing that’s hit the ground goes in the tubs...contamination. I look forward to my quarts of this in the fermenting future.

Btwn this *s-wordt and some pussy coming over later, I oughta be a ‘sweet boy‘ afterwards. Call ‘em like I see ‘em.

I used to make brandy from all sorts of fruit. Pears are really good though. The ones that land on the ground ain't hurt though. Gotta ferment them anyway. The process is that you start like you're making wine.

 

[USMC615]

Right on. Hit it like a caveman

Gonna do all I can in spare time to fulfill the pear deal...the rewards later young man.

 

[USMC615]

I used to make brandy from all sorts of fruit. Pears are really good though. The ones that land on the ground ain't hurt though. Gotta ferment them anyway. The process is that you start like you're making wine.

That’s right...but I ain’t here throughout the hitting the ground deal, while at work. By the time I get home in the afternoon, ants/fruit flies have done their little daily damage.

...not only that, the chipmunks, squirrels, etc get their way with ‘em.