Good Grease Gun?

[Steve]

That is funny. This morning I had to go see a new urologist. She was a very attractive mature woman. Of course she went through the normal questions and then it came time for the physical exam. I dropped my pants and wished I could have grown a little........

You are a legend Bill!

 

[jblnut]

I have had a battery powered Dewalt since the 20 V slide on battery platform was a thing. It has emptied hundreds and hundreds of tubes of grease on the farm and keeps on ticking. If you’re after a manual flavored gun, I have the exact same Lincoln as what is above and it is a rockstar.

 

[Bill G]

You are a legend Bill!

Yes for dumbness and dipstick things.

Back in late October 2022 when I fried my feet and ankles in hot oil I could barely walk, let alone put boots on. It happened on a Saturday evening and by Sunday I was in deep doo. I put some trash bags on my feet and called my son to take me to the ER. The old military doc literally said, take a couple aspirin and go see your family doc this week. When I went to see the family doc, (which also is an attractive mature lady) I had to wear trash bags on my feet. The nurses and her still laugh and give me grief to this day. They say things like "here comes that guy who wore trash bags on his feet". I ended up in the ICU burn unit for just shy of 3 weeks with major skin grafting. I got late one night in November and the next morning I was able to get socks and surgical shoes on.

It was time to cut wood.

 

[Bill G]

Well I see the profanity filter changed what I original typed to "pretty boy".

I will try a different term.