Recent content by Wood Doctor

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.” Then the pastor shouted out, “Cross.”...

There was a tradesman, a painter called Jock, who was very interested in making a penny everywhere he could. So, he often would thin down paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the local Baptist Church decided to do a big...

This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his backyard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This...

I love mine and have never sold it. Here it was on the day that it arrived: I added an outside bumper spike. That's all it ever seemed to need and I could have lived without that. When I got it, GW Bush was still president. Truly a classic chainsaw. :beer-toast1:

This is a fine saw, I have one also and it keeps on running and running... It has surprisingly good power!

This one is a goodie also: A gorgeous young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me." The brunette took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even...

Glad to see my upgrade to the husky 350 that I owned and sold last year was also done by another member of our forum: :beer-toast1: I owned two of these Husky 350 saws and got tired of watching muffler bolts come loose. So, I modified the part on my 353, and that worked. Cheers!

A flight is on its way to Paris when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back...

Very good work, very clean, and I love your upgrades. I sold two 350's upgraded this way and the new owners still use them as their favorite saw. Two thumbs up! :beer-toast1:

What did the Sugar Maple Leaf say to the Oak leaf last fall? ans. I'm afraid I'm blushing, turning almost red, and falling for you.

I have upgraded at least three Stihl 290 chain saws with 390 top ends. It takes some effort because the saw has to be practically dismantled with parts all over my workbench. Lots of work, but the owners have always been satisfied.

What do you call a paper airplane that nobody has been able to fly? ans. From day one, it's always been stationary. ;)

So, guys, how do you stop a mad bull from charging? ans. Don't let him use his credit cards.

My Days Are Numbered by Sad Calendar. :sconf:

Get this: the year was 1976 and I had just bought a new chainsaw with a 16" B/C. One of the guys at work heard about it and asked to borrow it. I said OK. He gave it back a week later with a dull chain and a burned out engine (straight gassed). Dealer said it would cost $180 to rebuild it...