Recent content by Wood Doctor

So, guys, how do you stop a mad bull from charging? ans. Don't let him use his credit cards.

My Days Are Numbered by Sad Calendar. :sconf:

Get this: the year was 1976 and I had just bought a new chainsaw with a 16" B/C. One of the guys at work heard about it and asked to borrow it. I said OK. He gave it back a week later with a dull chain and a burned out engine (straight gassed). Dealer said it would cost $180 to rebuild it...

Hole in the Mattress by Mister Completely. :cool:

Anybody else remember the book title jokes of the 1960s and '70s? Now and then they emerge from the back of my brain. Here are a couple to get the ball rolling: The Tomcat's Revenge by Claude Balls. Under the Grandstand by Seymore Butts. Antlers in the Treetops by Hu Goosta Moose

Somehow I have never thought of this Echo CS-670 as being a cheap saw. I bought it used nine years ago for $200 and it still runs OK today. It pulls a 30" bar/chain without breathing hard: I made the bar adapter in my shop because I have spare Stihl bars. They work and are easy to replace.

You guys all know that I live in the cornhusker state. So, what did the baby corn say to his mama corn? ans. Where's popcorn today?

When Neil Armstrong returned from the moon, one of the first things the reporters asked him was, "How was the food up there on the moon?" He replied, "Well, the food up there tasted surprisingly good, but the place lacked atmosphere." :sconf:

One of my favorite 350 mods using a part that I stole from a 353 and mounted on a 350 with muff mounts that kept loosening up. I cut off the right side leg that was not needed and rounded it off with a file. No loosening up after that.

Hmmm... Is there a chance he was actually your dog's Veterinarian? Just curious. :rolleyes: :p

Last week I was having my annual physical exam. The cute nurse in the Doc's office was carrying a red pen. She said, "Well guy, every now and then I have to draw blood." :)

I decided to write a book about using wood glue to assemble shop-made furniture. But, I got stuck on the first sentence! :sconf:

Neither can I. Here's a Pic of the Stihl 084 I shipped to Australia 10 years ago: This saw is a classic and to my knowledge the Aussies still love it. I never told them that a Husky 394 would run about even with it.

Where do older members of this forum and Dads keep their jokes for future use? ans. In a Dad-A-Base

I recall running my Stihl 084 against a Husky 394 at a GTG and he just barely won as the top eliminator, but he did it. I was running stock and he later told me he had muffler modified his 394 with a skip tooth chain and was using airplane fuel (mixed of course). An Aussie bought the 084 Stihl...