Recent content by Wood Doctor

This is a fine saw, I have one also and it keeps on running and running... It has surprisingly good power!

This one is a goodie also: A gorgeous young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me." The brunette took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even...

Glad to see my upgrade to the husky 350 that I owned and sold last year was also done by another member of our forum: :beer-toast1: I owned two of these Husky 350 saws and got tired of watching muffler bolts come loose. So, I modified the part on my 353, and that worked. Cheers!

A flight is on its way to Paris when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back...

Very good work, very clean, and I love your upgrades. I sold two 350's upgraded this way and the new owners still use them as their favorite saw. Two thumbs up! :beer-toast1:

What did the Sugar Maple Leaf say to the Oak leaf last fall? ans. I'm afraid I'm blushing, turning almost red, and falling for you.

I have upgraded at least three Stihl 290 chain saws with 390 top ends. It takes some effort because the saw has to be practically dismantled with parts all over my workbench. Lots of work, but the owners have always been satisfied.

What do you call a paper airplane that nobody has been able to fly? ans. From day one, it's always been stationary. ;)

So, guys, how do you stop a mad bull from charging? ans. Don't let him use his credit cards.

My Days Are Numbered by Sad Calendar. :sconf:

Get this: the year was 1976 and I had just bought a new chainsaw with a 16" B/C. One of the guys at work heard about it and asked to borrow it. I said OK. He gave it back a week later with a dull chain and a burned out engine (straight gassed). Dealer said it would cost $180 to rebuild it...

Hole in the Mattress by Mister Completely. :cool:

Anybody else remember the book title jokes of the 1960s and '70s? Now and then they emerge from the back of my brain. Here are a couple to get the ball rolling: The Tomcat's Revenge by Claude Balls. Under the Grandstand by Seymore Butts. Antlers in the Treetops by Hu Goosta Moose

Somehow I have never thought of this Echo CS-670 as being a cheap saw. I bought it used nine years ago for $200 and it still runs OK today. It pulls a 30" bar/chain without breathing hard: I made the bar adapter in my shop because I have spare Stihl bars. They work and are easy to replace.

You guys all know that I live in the cornhusker state. So, what did the baby corn say to his mama corn? ans. Where's popcorn today?