The yearbook.

[Jon1212]

Jon,
If I send you my boring old comments could you modify them and send them back 32% wittier ?
and are they "pop-up" or squished quips ?
how much for shipping ?
do I have to pay both ways?
how much does it cost ?

Cost is completely dependent on number of words, number of multi-syllabic words, and number of seconds it takes me to modify said verbal quip.

 

[Jon1212]

@sawmikaze aka Ryan aka Mr. Toof....

Thank you for including me in the first edition of the OPE Yearbook. I feel validated.

 

[jake wells]

justin aka @Jughead
Likes: beer,burger king, women, and asking for piston pictures.
Dislikes: shaving, humidity, chafing, liars, chiggers, people that lack humor.

 

[angelo c]

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Cost is completely dependent on number of words, number of multi-syllabic words, and number of seconds it takes me to modify said verbal quip.

you take "Paypal" ? or postal order ?

and what is a "multi-syllabic"
I prefer a "regular" work, joke not a "race" joke

 

[Jon1212]

justin aka @Jughead
Likes: beer,burger king, women, and asking for piston pictures.
Dislikes: shaving, humidity, chafing, liars, chiggers, people that lack humor.
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As a Moderator I have the ability to edit posts. So I took the liberty of adding a few obligatory items(piston pictures, humidity, chafing, chiggers, people that lack humor).

 

[Jughead]

justin aka @Jughead
Likes: beer,burger king, women, and asking for piston pictures.
Dislikes: shaving, humidity, chafing, liars, chiggers, people that lack humor.
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forgot my updated picture.lol
i was doin my duck lip selfie but the resperator got in the way

 

[Jon1212]

you take "Paypal" ? or postal order ?

and what is a "multi-syllabic"
I prefer a "regular" work, joke not a "race" joke

Home canned goods, cured, pickled, etc.

 

[jake wells]

Home canned goods, cured, pickled, etc.

don't forget a toupee as payment.

 

[Jon1212]

forgot my updated picture.lolView attachment 61041
i was doin my duck lip selfie but the respirator got in the way

*f-word! It looks like a giant opossum wearing a respirator, and a jacket.

 

[Jon1212]

don't forget a toupee as payment.

I traded my toupee, to buy you a pair of suspenders........crack kills.

 

[Adirondackstihl]

@sawmikaze aka Ryan aka Mr. Toof....

Thank you for including me in the first edition of the OPE Yearbook. I feel validated.

Me too!!

 

[jake wells]

I traded my toupee, to buy you a pair of suspenders........crack kills.

you're a kind and dear friend.

 

[Jon1212]

you're a kind and dear friend.

aka PawPaw.....

 

[dall]

I traded my toupee, to buy you a pair of suspenders........crack kills.

best answer ?

 

[Jon1212]

@hseII aka Heath aka Muh Cousin



Likes: Hanging with friends, making fun of Mastermind, texting pictures of supper, trying every saw ever made.

Dislikes: Saws described as Freight Trains, bar oil leaks, being lied to, people who act like *b-wordes.

 

[T.Roller]

Alright my turn......let's see what yall have. Give me your best shot

 

[Wolverine]

@leadfarmer aka Rodidney aka Rod-Man aka professional bullsheitter





Likes - long walks on the beach with his AK's, the smell of napalm in the morning, the year 1911

Dislikes - Commies, the color purple, when saw operators nail the chain brake while the chain is still full speed and last but not least anyone trying to tread on him.

 

[Dub11]

Good stuff guys !

 

[Locust Cutter]

Oh good Lord... This is going to be going for awhile... LMAO

 

[USMC615]

Remember fellas, at the end of the yearbook postings, we're gonna have to nominate, and the categories are:

Yearbook King, Queen, Valedictorian, Mr Congeniality, Ms Congeniality, Most Likely to Succeed, Most Likely to Fail, Most likely to End Up Behind Bars, Most Likely to End Up Dead, etc, etc. Lol