Not So Pro 3

[Czed]

Dallas sighting

 

[JoeDirt]

Well, don't forget about next Saturday anyhow.

I have not. Made arrangements for it slacker

 

[p61 western]

Late good morning fellas

 

[cuinrearview]

@cuinrearview @Woodpecker you guys ok out there? Hearing the Kzoo area got hammered. 2 tornados confirmed in Portage.

Evening all. Anyone hear from @cuinrearview since the storms went through? I don’t think I’ve seen Tim check in yet.

Another day closer to the weekend, can’t wait…

All good here. Was on the golf course when it fired up, but got home and most of bad stuff stayed south. My good friend's parents lost some roof and had a lot of trees come down, they are down near Kalamazoo. I told him I'm their guy when they're ready to get stuff cleaned up.

If you wanna see the sky turn colors come see the yuppie neighborhoods of Pittsburgh in June when privileged white people feel some type of Homosexual guilt during June and paint the town every shade of the rainbow.

I can't get enough of that, I look forward to it every year..

I believe the people doing the painting are happier about it than the people represented by the painting.


Good morning. I was going to work today, but the boss asked if I'd do tomorrow instead. Works for me!

 

[cuinrearview]

Dallas sightingView attachment 419271

Caroline Reaper is the name of @Woodpecker sex tape. Not sure if it has your buttsecks @sawmikaze

 

[JoeDirt]

You know, I've lived in the suburbs more or less all my life but I think I'm just now starting to experience suburban living.

From the time I was a toddler up until about a year ago, more than half the houses on my street were relatives, and the only house we shared a border with that wasn't separated by te road or 100 yards of woods was my grandparents' house next door, which we always had access to all the time. Now that my grandparents have both passed and the house has been sold, we've got new next door neighbors.

I've had to physically stop myself from cutting their grass, getting their mail, cutting through their driveway to get our mail, dumping yard clippings in the woods behind their house, all out of habit. Probably shouldn't piss in the backyard anymore either.

 

[cuinrearview]

Fom the time I was a toddler up until about a year ago, more than half the houses on my street were relatives

Hold @Czed and @dall beer...

 

[John Wargo]

If I did, no one told me. Can't blame them, I'm a lazy *f-worder.

Plus I gotta go to my paid parts counter slacking job shortly.

We figured he'd be selling left-handed muffler clamps to the yuppies in the North hills today or else we would have had them out on the big job

 

[John Wargo]

I have not. Made arrangements for it slacker

Right now we're not getting a real favorable forecast

 

[JoeDirt]

Right now we're not getting a real favorable forecast

They've been wrong everyday for the last week so I'd take it with a grain of salt.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

You know, I've lived in the suburbs more or less all my life but I think I'm just now starting to experience suburban living.

From the time I was a toddler up until about a year ago, more than half the houses on my street were relatives, and the only house we shared a border with that wasn't separated by te road or 100 yards of woods was my grandparents' house next door, which we always had access to all the time. Now that my grandparents have both passed and the house has been sold, we've got new next door neighbors.

I've had to physically stop myself from cutting their grass, getting their mail, cutting through their driveway to get our mail, dumping yard clippings in the woods behind their house, all out of habit. Probably shouldn't piss in the backyard anymore either.

Sounds like a commune to me.

 

[JoeDirt]

Sounds like a commune to me.

T'was not.

 

[Firewood Hoarder]

Nice to finally have a bit of a break in the wet weather. Actually got a fair bit done around the house today.

I fear I may have jinxed anyone in the upper Midwest, though. I put the snowplow away and changed the wife's car over to her summer tires from her snow tires. Feel free to blame me for any more cold weather. I can take it.

 

[John Wargo]

16 pines on the ground and cut up. Hard rain last 3 hours we were there. But we are done

 

[Jscb1b]

Buncha damn slackers!!!!

 

[Loony661]

Buncha damn slackers!!!!

Sure am!

 

[sawmikaze]

Does anyone want me to text Dallas some dick pics and see what his response is ?

 

[redline4]

Nice evening here

 

[redline4]

Does anyone want me to text Dallas some dick pics and see what his response is ?

Sure. You can even blame me too.
And tell him I said he's a slack asś.

 

[sawmikaze]

Sure. You can even blame me too.
And tell him I said he's a slack asś.

I'll tell him all the Booty Bandits on here miss him and here's Ed's crank to prove it.