Random Thought Of The Day

[bikemike]

What do thet use on the water ?

Bigger inner tubes

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

How come my boss tell us mechanics we are working to slow, but then keeps pulling us away from our projects? Must be we're sitting around sucking on our thumbs or something.

 

[big t double]

Why can't the Celtics clean the defensive glass like a 1 seed should?

 

[bikemike]

Right side of my brain. WTF. Why do you keep doing this chit to me, it frickin hurts.
Left side of my brain. Better you than me cause I still got to work.

 

[Dub11]

Why is this guy trying to ride coat tails?

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

Why do some people think chainsaws have a key switch?

 

[Stihlsmoking]

Why do some people think chainsaws have a key switch?

That'll be next ?

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

That'll be next ?

It's already happened. haha

 

[Stihlsmoking]

It's already happened. haha

Which one/ones have a key switch ?

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

Which one/ones have a key switch ?

My bad, I read your post wrong. haha None, least in this country. I thought you were talkin bout people....to early in the morning....

 

[2manyhounds]

Kinda funny how the kid wants to help with side work again, now that he overslept one to many times for the farm down the road.

 

[TreeLife]

This waking up crap is for the birds.

 

[USMC615]

This waking up crap is for the birds.

Add another 22 years to that age young man and let us know it feels. It damn sure don't get no easier!

 

[Mastermind]

I wake up too early.

 

[Cigmaker]

I wake up too early.

From what my grandparents told me you sleep less the older you get. I lost grandpa years ago but grandma is still kicking strong. I will say the 70-80 year old people are no joke.

 

[TreeLife]

Add another 22 years to that age young man and let us know it feels. It damn sure don't get no easier!

Yessir, I just work me some long hours

 

[Dub11]

From what my grandparents told me you sleep less the older you get. I lost grandpa years ago but grandma is still kicking strong. I will say the 70-80 year old people are no joke.

I got a friend that just turned 76 and he is no *f-wording joke! Still wants to stab a couple mother frenchies.


And random thought of the day they need to stop handing out Driver License like candy

 

[rjames]

In the convenience store the other day, cute girl behind the counter. She's a little flirty with me, so I'm feeling like "hey maybe I still got it",
then she asks for my rewards number, looks at my name, then looks at me and smiles "hey my grandpa's name is Rodney, you kinda remind me of him".

From stud to dud in .01 seconds flat...just turned 42 and I remind someone of her grandpa

 

[Dub11]

In the convenience store the other day, cute girl behind the counter. She's a little flirty with me, so I'm feeling like "hey maybe I still got it",
then she asks for my rewards number, looks at my name, then looks at me and smiles "hey my grandpa's name is Rodney, you kinda remind me of him".

From stud to dud in .01 seconds flat...just turned 42 and I remind someone of her grandpa

Funny but I can not like that one

 

[USMC615]

In the convenience store the other day, cute girl behind the counter. She's a little flirty with me, so I'm feeling like "hey maybe I still got it",
then she asks for my rewards number, looks at my name, then looks at me and smiles "hey my grandpa's name is Rodney, you kinda remind me of him".

From stud to dud in .01 seconds flat...just turned 42 and I remind someone of her grandpa

Good one...!!