Idea for great new Landscaper based reality game show

[Definitive Dave]

Barrel Of Bungies - the goal is to get three bungies out of the bucket and untangled in less than 20 minutes without having one snag on another bungie and Snap the metal end into your face.
Instant disqualification if you lose an eye or require stiches

 

[Lone Wolf]

Barrel Of Bungies - the goal is to get three bungies out of the bucket and untangled in less than 20 minutes without having one snag on another bungie and Snap the metal end into your face.
Instant disqualification if you lose an eye or require stiches
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ain't nothing like a steel winch line cable all tangled!

 

[hseII]

Keep the Hosè?

 

[hseII]

ain't nothing like a steel winch line cable all tangled!

Or 950' of welding lead dumped into a 48" job box.

 

[dall]

lol 50 feet of welding lead is bad enough if tossed around a few times

 

[jakethesnake]

That *s-word gets real heavy

 

[dall]

a pound per foot i think for the 2 guage lead

 

[hseII]

lol 50 feet of welding lead is bad enough if tossed around a few times

Imagine 19 sections of that 50' lead dumped into 1 gang box: with a few grounding clamps and stinger whips thrown in to catch on whatever isn't already tangled.

 

[jakethesnake]

Imagine 19 sections of that 50' lead dumped into 1 gang box: with a few grounding clamps and stinger whips thrown in to catch on whatever isn't already tangled.

You have to carry that box on the road? Looks like that could be a regular nightmare

 

[redoakneck]

Lose an eye!!!!! Bet that only happens twice+&%$

Had a client insist on cross tying a young spooky horse while I looked at his back hoof. Told the dude don't cross tie him. Dude was sure these super thick HD bungees gauranteeeeed not to break. Repeated my warning, then on to my work, lifted up the hoof, was fine, then the wind blew a door shut and that horse exploded!!!! Bungee broke and dude had a red stripe across his face, bleeding and swollen bad!!!! Luckily didn't lose an eye. I'll never forget it, and I didn't have to say I told you so, because he said it for me. Never trust a bungee near your body!!!

 

[Guido Salvage]

I like my idea of a sitcom set in a collection agency better.

 

[Definitive Dave]

pawn shop crackhead drama might be fun too

Crackhead loudly: Gotdammit why you gonna wait on the white woman and leave me stand here, why you do me like that?

Owner of the Shop: calm down you don't have any money and never buy anything and never sell anything that isn't stolen, get out of my store.

Crackhead even louder: I want all yall up in here to know this MF'er is scriminatin against me cause I don't have no money.

Owner: don't make me call the cops again, please just leave.


The funny thing is they have a bunch of hi def cameras running all the time, so sometimes they play back this particular dude because he is always high and loud and gets removed by the cops about once a week.
Dave

 

[stihl saws]

A 100' extension cord and a set of booster cables. Two things that are designed to always tangle and snag on something. Mix the two and you have a real show.

 

[hseII]

You have to carry that box on the road? Looks like that could be a regular nightmare

That's how lead is shipped once we are finished with it. It comes on a pallet in nice rolls.

Sometimes it leaves on a Pallet in rolls, but I'm talking about while it's on the job, and not hanging.