how about a Oklahoma,AR,MO,KS,TX,+IA GTG thread?

[cobey]

Been working a lot of hours this week, got home from church at 4 and fell asleep
Woke up after 7, back to the grind tomorrow.
On a funny note my wife was taking care of a 3 year old that has been severely
Neglected and they are trying to potty train him he is terrified of the toilet.
They didn't have his potty chair, After a lot of trouble, I found a tree
And got him to pick out a rock and he peed on it , kinda funny
How simple things can be a victory with a kid!
If there is anything I'm good at its peeing outside

 

[Digger's Dad]

If there is anything I'm good at its peeing outside

The world is our urinal - ain't it great to be a man!

 

[Homelite410]

People that neglect ANY child should be beat, then beat again, then have their welfare taken away for life...

 

[WKEND LUMBERJAK]

Morning

 

[Workshop]

Morning everybody.

 

[cobey]

The world is our urinal - ain't it great to be a man!

Yes!!

 

[cobey]

People that neglect ANY child should be beat, then beat again, then have their welfare taken away for life...

Yep, bad deal, these people make good
Money and leave him in a Room with
A baby gate like a dog. ...
They have 4 others

 

[cobey]

Morning my friends

 

[cobey]

The good Lord woke me up
To live another day

 

[Hinerman]

Been working a lot of hours this week, got home from church at 4 and fell asleep
Woke up after 7, back to the grind tomorrow.
On a funny note my wife was taking care of a 3 year old that has been severely
Neglected and they are trying to potty train him he is terrified of the toilet.
They didn't have his potty chair, After a lot of trouble, I found a tree
And got him to pick out a rock and he peed on it , kinda funny
How simple things can be a victory with a kid!
If there is anything I'm good at its peeing outside

Something to try. Put some cheerios in the toilet (in the house) and tell him to shoot 'em (with his pee). Reward him with an M&M for each one he hits....

 

[Fishnuts2]

If there is anything I'm good at its peeing outside

Cobey, when you come up to my cabin you'll find that off the back deck we have this certain rock and ...........................

 

[SteveSS]

Morning folks. Pretty foggy around these parts today.

 

[cobey]

Something to try. Put some cheerios in the toilet (in the house) and tell him to shoot 'em (with his pee). Reward him with an M&M for each one he hits....

That's what they tell me so far still
Freaking out. Someone else has him today, he has learned to use the little potty in a week. He was always left in dirty dieters and had awful rashes so he doesn't want to ware them, it made him want to ware under pants and try not to wet

 

[cobey]

Cobey, when you come up to my cabin you'll find that off the back deck we have this certain rock and ...........................

He he ..... bridges and docks are great

 

[Digger's Dad]

People that neglect ANY child should be beat, then beat again, then have their welfare taken away for life...

You may not realize just how much truth is in that statement. Welfare. Ugh.

 

[Digger's Dad]

Cobey, when you come up to my cabin you'll find that off the back deck we have this certain rock and ...........................

That was hilarious! Thanks for the smile!

 

[Digger's Dad]

I work for the State, so today was a holiday for me. After the kiddos were headed out I loaded my truck and headed out to my Dad's place. He has a neighbor who had asked to have a Black Jack dropped and cut up.



I told my Dad, "Man that cut really good for a Black Jack."

He said "That's because it's a red oak, son. Did you look at the tree?"

"Not really. I was in the zone for tree felling."

Duh. Felt like an idiot.

 

[Digger's Dad]

That's my Dad, who is 77 years old, using an MS 180 I built for him a few years ago. He has cut untold cords of wood with that thing feeding an outdoor furnace. It has the "EZ Start" feature. I should collect a commission from Stihl for all of the EZ Start saws I have sold for them because of him bragging about his.

 

[Jetmd]

OK I will bite.....what is Black Jack?

 

[Digger's Dad]

And here's the pay-off:



That's my old truck, Gertrude, with a nice load of red oak about to head home.

Happy, happy day!