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"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the... -
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Carbon drag upgrade on his Charter Special. 14yo. -
It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were sleeping when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and...
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Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to pee so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her panties to wipe...
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Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
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A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the...
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey girls," says the...
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A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two...
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a...
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I read this to my WIFEY and she just had the STAREZITS. She is not nor never been Blonde.. She had just sat up from her morning nap...
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This one is a goodie also: A gorgeous young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it...
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A flight is on its way to Paris when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight...
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Philbert
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What did the Sugar Maple Leaf say to the Oak leaf last fall? ans. I'm afraid I'm blushing, turning almost red, and falling for you.
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It took me a minute. I kept trying to make it political, then I remembered the calendar.