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Last week I was having my annual physical exam. The cute nurse in the Doc's office was carrying a red pen. She said, "Well guy, every... -
Keep going no matter how tacky it may end up...someone will get some value from it!!
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Philbert
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Don’t give up: stick to it! Philbert
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I decided to write a book about using wood glue to assemble shop-made furniture. But, I got stuck on the first sentence! :sconf:
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Somebody called me "homophobic." I said, "you betcha, I am! Those homo sapiens terrify me! And they're everywhere!"
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Do you know why they call them ‘Dad jokes’? . . . . (Because the answer / punchline is ‘a parent’!) Philbert
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Where do older members of this forum and Dads keep their jokes for future use? ans. In a Dad-A-Base
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So.....basically you're saying it sucked?
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Philbert
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Yesterday I sold my old vacuum cleaner that wasn't running quite right. In fact, it was just collecting dust.
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If IT BITES it ain't done yet...
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Florida Water Test: Dip your finger in the water and taste it: - if it’s salty: crocodiles; - if it’s not salty: alligators. Philbert
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I've been told by Floridians that I can best cook alligator meat by slow cooking it in a crock pot. ;)
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Sooo, getting a blower won't ..... :confused:
