Recent content by Bilge Rat

I can say these things about women cause i know my wife is sleeping, i can hear her snoring. They don't snore just ask them.

Women will tell you they don't fart or lie.

Morning time to get up and fart, take the BP meds with a glass of cold milk and fart some more. Who says old people don't have enough to do each day.

I bet it works in the summer. New rule, only buy pre 2000 trucks. All the new stuff have electrical gremlins good luck.

Raining good here All the Irish and drunks are praying for it to quit before tomorrow morning. The St. Patricks day parade is tomorrow. We have the second largest parade in America. I will be on the other side of the county.

Good morning waiting on the nurse from the insurance company that comes to your home once a year to ask a few silly questions, take blood pressure and get me to sign that she has been here. All this information could be attained from my doctor. It seems to me that this is a waste of the...

Sorry to hear this. Cancer sucks, I hope the families can keep the farm and they will remain in production A generation of farmers are aging out and the land ends up being sold off for other uses.

That is what she has. It seems to be getting better as of midnight. I don't like being sick, either kill me or cure me just make it quick.

Mornin My wife has the stomach crud too, been pukin since yesterday morning. Lucky me all thats wrong with me is i can't sleep.

I threaded pipe in the drycleaning industry for 50 yrs. lots of steam/black iron pipe. just sold my Ridged 300 electric vise. Kept the dies and cutting fluid bucket just in case i needed them. Anyone want a 24" steel pipe wrench? those will kill you just toting them around.

As we age good food has become more important to our general mood.

You know all those carbs are gonna collect on your hips ruining that girlish figure. Just sayin. Homemade bread is tha bomb.

I have about a dozen boxes of remington 22s with 69 cents stickers on them

With all this white crap everywhere i have to wear my sunglasses just to look out the front door. We don't get snow/sleet enough to cover everything often, only once in 10 years. It is quiet with no traffic moving. 31 deg. with full sun.

27 degrees with 4" of sleet/rain/ snow mix on the lawn and street. Nobody has driven to work on my street mainly cause nobody knows how to drive on ice down here.