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I went ahead and deleted it.

Not only was it political, it was even a bit racist.

I'm not one of those "PC" types that get bent about stuff like that, but as a forum, we don't need stuff that is divisive.

As your sig says....PEOPLE MAY NOT REMEMBER EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID, OR WHAT YOU SAID. BUT THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW YOU MADE THEM FEEL.

I hope you understand.
 

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I went ahead and deleted it.

Not only was it political, it was even a bit racist.

I'm not one of those "PC" types that get bent about stuff like that, but as a forum, we don't need stuff that is divisive.

As your sig says....PEOPLE MAY NOT REMEMBER EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID, OR WHAT YOU SAID. BUT THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW YOU MADE THEM FEEL.

I hope you understand.
You better delete your quote. You can still read it from that. Lol


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You better delete your quote. You can still read it from that. Lol


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I don't care if anyone reads it. Hell, I'm not trying to play big brother or any such crap. We are all grown men here. It's about respect. After being asked to leave that subject alone, yet still posting this sort of stuff shows a lack of respect for how we moderate this site. Plain and simple. Furthermore, anyone who thinks that bashing another human being because of how they vote, or what color their skin is, or where they were born is just being disrespectful. And, as long as I have a say in how this site is being run, I will not stand for any of that. I'm not sure about the rest of you men, as I can only speak for myself, but I'm really worried about how we have become divided over politics. We are all just hoping to live a good life, and raise our kids. Do we really think it's in anyone's best interests, as Americans, to hate another American because of how they vote? Who is dividing us? Why are they doing it? Who really wins?
 

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Just a side note, here in the UK we had a vote to leave the EU or not.

Boy that became political, I don’t know how many people asked me, but I heard many of both sides. And peeps started not liking each other , because of how they voted.

But the best part was,,,,, I said I don’t ever vote, so, I got a few different responses. And even got, oh your one of them that don’t vote. I smiled and said not with you or against you.

That’s why I don’t partake in the voting thing.

We are who we are, and I try to get on with everyone.

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I don't care if anyone reads it. Hell, I'm not trying to play big brother or any such crap. We are all grown men here. It's about respect. After being asked to leave that subject alone, yet still posting this sort of stuff shows a lack of respect for how we moderate this site. Plain and simple. Furthermore, anyone who thinks that bashing another human being because of how they vote, or what color their skin is, or where they were born is just being disrespectful. And, as long as I have a say in how this site is being run, I will not stand for any of that. I'm not sure about the rest of you men, as I can only speak for myself, but I'm really worried about how we have become divided over politics. We are all just hoping to live a good life, and raise our kids. Do we really think it's in anyone's best interests, as Americans, to hate another American because of how they vote? Who is dividing us? Why are they doing it? Who really wins?
I appologise if i offended you. I thought you wanted that gone. Was just trying to let you know.

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I appologise if i offended you. I thought you wanted that gone. Was just trying to let you know.

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No sir. You didn't offend me in any way.

I'm not easily offended. I just felt the need to vent. LOL

I'm sorry it was your post I quoted when that happened.
 

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...and now back to our regularly scheduled programming.


The Best Smart-Ass Answers





SMART ASS ANSWER #6


It was mealtime during an airline flight.

'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

'What are my choices?' John asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied.


SMART ASS ANSWER #5


A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'


SMART ASS ANSWER #4


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'


SMART ASS ANSWER #3


The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said.

The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.


SMART ASS ANSWER #2


A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right In front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?'

The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'


SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR


A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
 

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...and now back to our regularly scheduled programming.


The Best Smart-Ass Answers





SMART ASS ANSWER #6


It was mealtime during an airline flight.

'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

'What are my choices?' John asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied.


SMART ASS ANSWER #5


A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'


SMART ASS ANSWER #4


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'


SMART ASS ANSWER #3


The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said.

The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.


SMART ASS ANSWER #2


A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right In front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?'

The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'


SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR


A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
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The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hand to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief. When asked where he would like to be measured, he replied, "From the tip of my penis to my testicles.”

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.

The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's penis and began to work back.

"Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed, ''Where are your testicles?’’

The old Chief calmly replied, ''Vietnam."
 
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