Random Thought Of The Day

[stihl_head1982]

Don't take a job selling drugs. I tried it, ended badly.

True dat! Never ends well. A friends mom just freaked out over the weekend. She's a life long user. Her mind is basically gone...
Selling or using, a person better get out while they can!

 

[3browns]

Don't take a job selling drugs. I tried it, ended badly.

Now see, if you had listened to us and gone into an honest line of work like renting pigs wearing T shirts with front pockets all the drama could have been avoided...

And stuffs

Just saying

 

[Mastermind]

Now see, if you had listened to us and gone into an honest line of work like renting pigs wearing T shirts with front pockets all the drama could have been avoided...

And stuffs

Just saying

Well......this all happened a long time ago. Way before I knew you guys who were keen to rent pigs while wearing your pocket tees.

 

[Wolverine]

Lmao. You fellers never cease to amuse.

Mastermind swine has a nice flow.... just sayin’.

 

[3browns]

View attachment 210998 Lmao. You fellers never cease to amuse.

Mastermind swine has a nice flow.... just sayin’.

Well, he DOES know all his heifers on a first name basis...

Guess he just swings a different way...

 

[Motorhead]

Mmmmm porkchops

 

[3browns]

So Hawt...

 

[Bilge Rat]

All these blonde pigs.
How bout a Duroc, nice smooth coat and it's red.

 

[3browns]

All these blonde pigs.
How bout a Duroc, nice smooth coat and it's red.

That’s so funny because we just finished dinner at a restaurant across from our hotel

Had this on the menu

the wife had to ask me what duroc was

Thought it was a cooking term

City girl

 

[Bilge Rat]

My uncle ran 2000 to 2500 head of pigs a year in his spare time.
I learned the different breeds as a teenager.
Also cut teeth and nuts on baby pigs. Hurt me more than them!

 

[3browns]

My uncle ran 2000 to 2500 head of pigs a year in his spare time.
I learned the different breeds as a teenager.
Also cut teeth and nuts on baby pigs. Hurt me more than them!

Ouch...

 

[Bilge Rat]

What got me was the family cocker spaniel was running around eating the nuts when they hit the ground.

 

[Mastermind]

Chainsaws make my hands ache.

 

[PA Dan]

Chainsaws make my hands ache.

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I can believe it! Your pics make that shop look much larger than it really is!

 

[Mastermind]

I can believe it! Your pics make that shop look much larger than it really is!

Its huge !!!!!!

 

[Bilge Rat]

Thats only the old shop.

The new shop will have a golf cart path so you can get from one end of the room to the other.

 

[Onan18]

"I've got some oceanfront property in Arizona, from my front porch you can see the sea, I got some oceanfront property in Arizona, if you'll buy that I'll throw the Golden Gate in free..."

 

[Fruecrue]

"I've got some oceanfront property in Arizona, from my front porch you can see the sea, I got some oceanfront property in Arizona, if you'll buy that I'll throw the Golden Gate in free..."

I’m interested, PM me.

 

[Nutball]

Add "huskarvana" to the list... is that like a chainsaw vending machine?

 

[Semotony]

So with 5 days to find the lost phone from when I bought the new, on 5th find it. Old one goes into box from new, so when this one gets misplaced a new sim is the total cost. This memory thing's gone on for over 47 years