Perfection in Sharting: There is None

[Brush Ape]

Have you ever thought it would be funny to rip a clean loud stinker in an inappropriate setting? Well the premise was fundamentally skewed to a vicious degree in that it is either clean, it’s loud or it stinks. Loud and stink yeah sometimes they cross-pollinate in the heat of the moment but that's history. Anyway when you confront that cold hard fact with a payload of mercy toad little cotton skittle ass schrapnel and whatnot, was the surrounding community sympathetic or did they just turn thier head as if they’d not rode the crapwagon?

The latter I must assume. Warn if it’s warm. Whoever denied it supplied it and who smelt it dealt it. That’s am awful lot of passing the buck. I say if you can’t tame it, claim it and name it. Take pride in the stank of the centuries. Re-establish the sulfuric threshold of murk through a harmonious celebration of robust digestive vigor.

 

[Ketchup]

Wave that brown flag and wear your skid marks with pride. I’m gonna ride in the other truck.

 

[legdelimber]

Nothing better than standing in line at grocery store checkout...
Dropping a SBD and then saying I forgot the cereal, I'll be back in min.

Bonus points if you were in the line under the air vent, so that it would get blown to both sides.

 

[JugHead27]

 

[Agent Smith]

I enjoy crop dusting the aisles at Walmart. That store was built for such behavior

 

[Brush Ape]

I brought out the SBD’s always a rough bunch.

 

[jacob j.]

My grandmother told me in the early 80's:

"Never trust a fart, a seagull, or a used car salesman."

 

[legdelimber]

Dear Miss Manners. In our modern and most enlightened world of today, with its new paradigms regarding victim shaming, is it still considered proper etiquette to blame ones toots on the poodles?


signed, Tactfully Pinched.

 

[hacskaroly]

That is what having young kids or grand kids are for, let one go and blame it on them and point to their diaper....