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Monkey back up again. Thanks for your positive prayers and vibes.

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“Nurse,” Scott mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

Scott struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely, feels around and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”

Scott slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

Are – my – test – results – back?”


Praying you’re back to your old self soon Scotty.
 

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We don't have much but our Thanks goes out to TM, his family and their farm. Always the graciously informative but funny guy who helps all he can. Not many left like him that give a lot and ask for little. Get Well Soon you have stuffs to do before you take the big nap.
 
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