Dingeryote
Super OPE Member
- Local time
- 2:15 PM
- User ID
- 986
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2016
- Messages
- 110
- Reaction score
- 521
- Location
- In the Blueberry patch
Kevin, Lisa and Eli I bow to your greatness and thank you for having me.
Next year how are you going to top a tornado?
My wife loved the hotel and already approved next years trip.
If any of you fellas are wondering how to get an otherwise wonderful and sane woman to accompany you on a trip to run chainsaws in the woods, I may have a few pointers
Next year, lemme bird dog a proper stay for you and the Missus.
The Amway Grand is where the suits stay. Not really the place for a proper gal.
The elite never set foot in Grand Rapids, or (Retch!!) ....Holland.
They have connections to exclusive resorts, on or near white sand beaches, with massage, chocolate therapy, wine makers, and shopping within walking distance.
Most times, they park the yacht and hire a cab to GR.
Best part is...if ya know a local, you can stay exclusive, for less than the Amway grand.
Buddy has a couple B&B's right near the beach, and walking distance of the tourist trap, the elites fight over.
If she wants, a Salmon fishing excursion, or afternoon sailing on a 18th century tall ship can be arraigned.
The spas, and all the beach s-word, is there for a walk in....and ya don't have to pay the doofus to park the truck.
Just holler.