Large sawz, what's muh options?

[EvilRoySlade]

You know you can hide signatures on here ? I did!!!

I’m sure it bothers some but I really do get a good laugh every time I scroll through it.

 

[thomas1]

Never been to Turnkey but would like to go. No idea how drama queens settle things either so go easy.

All I wanna know is who’s buying the tickets.

If you play your cards right people will offer you free tickets.

 

[EvilRoySlade]

That’s some funny *s-wordt!

 

[Clemsonfor]

@thomas1 You’re killing me, it’s getting ridiculous but I still laugh each time I see it.

I went to the Web version of the page and signed in just to see this sig!! Hahaha that's hillarious.

Tapatalk does not show them.

 

[Stihlsmoking]

How do you do that?

Settings !!

 

[Dub11]

I’m sure it bothers some but I really do get a good laugh every time I scroll through it.

Me too. Oh wait a minute that guy can gfy

 

[thomas1]

Settings !!

What settings? I don't use tapatalk.


I'm a troll that lives in the past.

^^-thanks for the sig adjustment mods, the AS conversion appears to be complete.

I keep try to post in your sig line but it won't let me. Inclusive my ass.

Wanted to share thought this was funny.

Da Yoopers Tourist Trap


Ishpeming, Michigan

We pull into Da Yoopers Tourist Trap, the sky leaden with clouds. A phalanx of American flags are at full extension out by the highway, straining at their poles in a cool summer gale howling down from Lake Superior. That's not unusual in this region of America -- at least no more unusual than the sight of a colossal rifle or a bus-sized chain saw.

The region is Michigan's Upper Peninsula -- the U.P. -- land of snow, mosquitoes, pasties, smelt, and Bosch beer. And Da Yoopers Tourist Trap explains it to all who would venture to this outpost on the edge of civilization.

"Yooperland" has its own cozy ice shanty of hinterland culture, celebrated by Jim "Hoolie" DeCaire, master of all things Yooper and the owner of this attraction. U.P. residents have to endure a lot of hardship (mostly weather-related), which translates into a broad sense of humor. The stereotypes of farting, belching, beer-drinking, and sportsmen of dubious ability are grist for the Yooper comedy mill -- but it's all good-natured fun, and Jim is himself a lifetime Yooper who has made a career out of championing the Yooper lifestyle to the outside world.

Or, at least, to that part of the outside world that comes up here. Mostly it's visitors from Wisconsin, or the southern part of Michigan, or da Yoopers themselves.

Da Yoopers Tourist Trap has a gift shop and a small "museum" of artifacts -- but the best attractions are outdoors. Big Gus, the world's largest working chainsaw, sits on a rise pointing towards the highway. Billy, our guide, fires up Big Gus, which is 23 feet long and is powered by a V-8 engine. The large chain cycles with a terrifying rumble, though Billy holds back on revving it up to forest hewing velocity. "Jim's always worries about the chain flying off across Highway 41," he says.

Even larger is Big Ernie, the world's largest working rifle. Big Ernie, Billy tells us, fired a rock wrapped in duct tape 2.5 miles into a corn field. But it probably won't do that again any time soon, as the recoil and shock wave knocked Ernie off of its truck mount and smashed the windows of a nearby farm house.

Gus and Ernie are examples of what DeCaire calls "Yoopervations," one-of-a-kind items built out of necessity or whimsy, and made possible by long periods of enforced hibernation. In the gift shop, for example, is a full-length winter coat made of cow hair; outside are a selection of odd vehicles bolted together out of pieces of junker cars, snowplows, and riding lawnmowers. "Yooper Assault Vehicle" rolls on tank treads and is driven by a straw-stuffed dummy wearing a motorcycle helmet with deer antlers. "Snow Cycle" is pedaled by similar dummies -- with especially big butts -- wearing George and Laura Bush rubber masks.

Big butts mean big laughs in the Da Yooper universe. So do flatulence, defecation, outhouses, and toilet humor. Da Yoopers may have the only gift shop in America with a section devoted exclusively to farting. "Farting is big business here," says Anna, who runs the gift shop. "Farting in general sells." Among many displays with an emphasis on the bowels are the Da Yoopers "Mystery Spot" -- a suspiciously brown circle of dirt -- and two outhouse photo-ops. At "Da-2-Holer" you sit on a hole directly beneath another hole occupied by a Yooper dummy. At "Da Dorkmeister Outhouse" you pose with your head stuck up through the second hole.

There is much to see here: an underground mine, a signed photo of Ted Nugent, a "man camp" where stuffed deer drink beer and men dummies are strung up by their ankles. We run back to our car to get warm as yet another tour bus pulls in, its passengers on their way from the mining museum in Calumet to the ski museum in Ishpeming, or maybe from one U.P. Indian casino to another.

"At one time this was the only place that you could get anything with 'Yooper' on it," Anna confides. "Now everyone wants to be a Yooper."

Note: Aside from the Tourist Trap, Yooper culture is spread by Hoolie and his cohorts via live appearances by Da Yoopers musical group and their novelty song CDs. They claim to be "The #1 Fishing, Hunting, and Beer Drinking Comedy Show in America!"

Da Yoopers Tourist Trap
Address:

490 N. Steel St., Ishpeming, MI
Directions:
Head west out of Ishpeming on US Hwy 41, between Ishpeming and West Ishpeming on the south side of the highway.
Hours:
M-Th 9-8, F 9-9, Sa 9-8, Su 10-7 (Call to verify)
Phone:
906-485-5595


Farting is Big Business here



Remington Super 990
Remington Super 990 #2
Pioneer P60
Homelite 750
Homelite 750 #2
Homelite 550
Partner 5000+
Stihl 034 Super
Stihl 034 Super #2
Poulan 71a
McCulloch SP81
Husqvarna 288
Stihl MS180
Dolmar 7900
Husqvarna 346xp
Dolmar 120si
Homelite Ranger
Poulan Wildthing
Poulan Wildthing #2
Poulan Wildthing #3
Poulan Wildthing #4
Poulan Wildthing #5
Dolmar ps420
Homelite Super Wiz66
Poulan 33
Pioneer p50
McCulloch PM1000
McCulloch PM1000 #2
McCulloch PM1000 #3
Mall Model 10
McCulloch PM700
McCulloch PM700 #2
Homelite 360
Poulan 4200
Dolmar 112
Stihl 028
Lombard Comango
Mono 40
McCulloch 550
Husqvarna 359
Stihl 045
Homelite 5-20
Poulan SD25A
Wright GS-2016
Power Machinery 275
Cox Beaver
Clinton D55
David Bradley 3Sixty
Craftsman 3.7
Poulan 3400
Homelite Super XL
Dolmar 9010
Olympyk 254f
Remington Super 754
Shindaiwa 757
McCulloch 10-10
Poulan 3450
Stihl 026
Homelite XL925
Dolmar 116si
Montgomery Wards 4.0
McCulloch 99


Sold Saws:

Stihl ms200t sold to big sexy T double
Stihl 064
Stihl 064 #2
Stihl 064 #3
Stihl 064 #4
Stihl 064 #5
Stihl 076
Stihl 076 #2
Stihl 051
Stihl 051 #2
Stihl 036
Stihl 036#2
Stihl 036 #3
Stihl 034 Super
Stihl MS360
Stihl 026
Stihl 026 #2
Stihl ms260
Stihl 024
Stihl 028
Stihl 028 #2
Stihl 028 #3
Stihl 028 #4
Stihl 028 #5
Stihl 028 #6
Stihl 028 #7
Stihl 028 #8
Stihl 028 #9

Chain:

Stihl .404 full chisel roll from my ball less troll friend Jonathon
Oregon 1/2" chipper roll
Stihl 1/2 semi-chisel roll
Oregon 3/8 chisel .063 84dl
Windsor/Sandvik 3/8 chisel 128dl
Oregon 3/8lp 72dl
Stihl 1/4" semi-chisel roll



Lunch Meats:

Ham
Roast Beef
Turkey
Pastrami
Liverwurst
Pimento Loaf
Buffalo Chicken
Half Eaten Bucket O KFC

Out In Amish Country Smokin Big Ole' Doinks

 

[Stihlsmoking]

What settings? I don't use tapatalk.

I've never used tapatalk either ? Just iPhone. And your sig line is gone ?

 

[thomas1]

I've never used tapatalk either ? Just iPhone. And your sig line is gone ?

It still shows for me. You're saying you don't see it?


I'm a troll that lives in the past.

^^-thanks for the sig adjustment mods, the AS conversion appears to be complete.

I keep try to post in your sig line but it won't let me. Inclusive my ass.

Wanted to share thought this was funny.

Da Yoopers Tourist Trap


Ishpeming, Michigan

We pull into Da Yoopers Tourist Trap, the sky leaden with clouds. A phalanx of American flags are at full extension out by the highway, straining at their poles in a cool summer gale howling down from Lake Superior. That's not unusual in this region of America -- at least no more unusual than the sight of a colossal rifle or a bus-sized chain saw.

The region is Michigan's Upper Peninsula -- the U.P. -- land of snow, mosquitoes, pasties, smelt, and Bosch beer. And Da Yoopers Tourist Trap explains it to all who would venture to this outpost on the edge of civilization.

"Yooperland" has its own cozy ice shanty of hinterland culture, celebrated by Jim "Hoolie" DeCaire, master of all things Yooper and the owner of this attraction. U.P. residents have to endure a lot of hardship (mostly weather-related), which translates into a broad sense of humor. The stereotypes of farting, belching, beer-drinking, and sportsmen of dubious ability are grist for the Yooper comedy mill -- but it's all good-natured fun, and Jim is himself a lifetime Yooper who has made a career out of championing the Yooper lifestyle to the outside world.

Or, at least, to that part of the outside world that comes up here. Mostly it's visitors from Wisconsin, or the southern part of Michigan, or da Yoopers themselves.

Da Yoopers Tourist Trap has a gift shop and a small "museum" of artifacts -- but the best attractions are outdoors. Big Gus, the world's largest working chainsaw, sits on a rise pointing towards the highway. Billy, our guide, fires up Big Gus, which is 23 feet long and is powered by a V-8 engine. The large chain cycles with a terrifying rumble, though Billy holds back on revving it up to forest hewing velocity. "Jim's always worries about the chain flying off across Highway 41," he says.

Even larger is Big Ernie, the world's largest working rifle. Big Ernie, Billy tells us, fired a rock wrapped in duct tape 2.5 miles into a corn field. But it probably won't do that again any time soon, as the recoil and shock wave knocked Ernie off of its truck mount and smashed the windows of a nearby farm house.

Gus and Ernie are examples of what DeCaire calls "Yoopervations," one-of-a-kind items built out of necessity or whimsy, and made possible by long periods of enforced hibernation. In the gift shop, for example, is a full-length winter coat made of cow hair; outside are a selection of odd vehicles bolted together out of pieces of junker cars, snowplows, and riding lawnmowers. "Yooper Assault Vehicle" rolls on tank treads and is driven by a straw-stuffed dummy wearing a motorcycle helmet with deer antlers. "Snow Cycle" is pedaled by similar dummies -- with especially big butts -- wearing George and Laura Bush rubber masks.

Big butts mean big laughs in the Da Yooper universe. So do flatulence, defecation, outhouses, and toilet humor. Da Yoopers may have the only gift shop in America with a section devoted exclusively to farting. "Farting is big business here," says Anna, who runs the gift shop. "Farting in general sells." Among many displays with an emphasis on the bowels are the Da Yoopers "Mystery Spot" -- a suspiciously brown circle of dirt -- and two outhouse photo-ops. At "Da-2-Holer" you sit on a hole directly beneath another hole occupied by a Yooper dummy. At "Da Dorkmeister Outhouse" you pose with your head stuck up through the second hole.

There is much to see here: an underground mine, a signed photo of Ted Nugent, a "man camp" where stuffed deer drink beer and men dummies are strung up by their ankles. We run back to our car to get warm as yet another tour bus pulls in, its passengers on their way from the mining museum in Calumet to the ski museum in Ishpeming, or maybe from one U.P. Indian casino to another.

"At one time this was the only place that you could get anything with 'Yooper' on it," Anna confides. "Now everyone wants to be a Yooper."

Note: Aside from the Tourist Trap, Yooper culture is spread by Hoolie and his cohorts via live appearances by Da Yoopers musical group and their novelty song CDs. They claim to be "The #1 Fishing, Hunting, and Beer Drinking Comedy Show in America!"

Da Yoopers Tourist Trap
Address:

490 N. Steel St., Ishpeming, MI
Directions:
Head west out of Ishpeming on US Hwy 41, between Ishpeming and West Ishpeming on the south side of the highway.
Hours:
M-Th 9-8, F 9-9, Sa 9-8, Su 10-7 (Call to verify)
Phone:
906-485-5595


Farting is Big Business here



Remington Super 990
Remington Super 990 #2
Pioneer P60
Homelite 750
Homelite 750 #2
Homelite 550
Partner 5000+
Stihl 034 Super
Stihl 034 Super #2
Poulan 71a
McCulloch SP81
Husqvarna 288
Stihl MS180
Dolmar 7900
Husqvarna 346xp
Dolmar 120si
Homelite Ranger
Poulan Wildthing
Poulan Wildthing #2
Poulan Wildthing #3
Poulan Wildthing #4
Poulan Wildthing #5
Dolmar ps420
Homelite Super Wiz66
Poulan 33
Pioneer p50
McCulloch PM1000
McCulloch PM1000 #2
McCulloch PM1000 #3
Mall Model 10
McCulloch PM700
McCulloch PM700 #2
Homelite 360
Poulan 4200
Dolmar 112
Stihl 028
Lombard Comango
Mono 40
McCulloch 550
Husqvarna 359
Stihl 045
Homelite 5-20
Poulan SD25A
Wright GS-2016
Power Machinery 275
Cox Beaver
Clinton D55
David Bradley 3Sixty
Craftsman 3.7
Poulan 3400
Homelite Super XL
Dolmar 9010
Olympyk 254f
Remington Super 754
Shindaiwa 757
McCulloch 10-10
Poulan 3450
Stihl 026
Homelite XL925
Dolmar 116si
Montgomery Wards 4.0
McCulloch 99


Sold Saws:

Stihl ms200t sold to big sexy T double
Stihl 064
Stihl 064 #2
Stihl 064 #3
Stihl 064 #4
Stihl 064 #5
Stihl 076
Stihl 076 #2
Stihl 051
Stihl 051 #2
Stihl 036
Stihl 036#2
Stihl 036 #3
Stihl 034 Super
Stihl MS360
Stihl 026
Stihl 026 #2
Stihl ms260
Stihl 024
Stihl 028
Stihl 028 #2
Stihl 028 #3
Stihl 028 #4
Stihl 028 #5
Stihl 028 #6
Stihl 028 #7
Stihl 028 #8
Stihl 028 #9

Chain:

Stihl .404 full chisel roll from my ball less troll friend Jonathon
Oregon 1/2" chipper roll
Stihl 1/2 semi-chisel roll
Oregon 3/8 chisel .063 84dl
Windsor/Sandvik 3/8 chisel 128dl
Oregon 3/8lp 72dl
Stihl 1/4" semi-chisel roll



Lunch Meats:

Ham
Roast Beef
Turkey
Pastrami
Liverwurst
Pimento Loaf
Buffalo Chicken
Half Eaten Bucket O KFC

Out In Amish Country Smokin Big Ole' Doinks

 

[Stihlsmoking]

It still shows for me. You're saying you don't see it?

Nope since I changed settings it's gone !!

 

[thomas1]

Nope since I changed settings it's gone !!

I must not be changing the right settings. I'm going to try putting myself on ignore and see if that does it.


I'm a troll that lives in the past.

^^-thanks for the sig adjustment mods, the AS conversion appears to be complete.

I keep try to post in your sig line but it won't let me. Inclusive my ass.

Wanted to share thought this was funny.

Da Yoopers Tourist Trap


Ishpeming, Michigan

We pull into Da Yoopers Tourist Trap, the sky leaden with clouds. A phalanx of American flags are at full extension out by the highway, straining at their poles in a cool summer gale howling down from Lake Superior. That's not unusual in this region of America -- at least no more unusual than the sight of a colossal rifle or a bus-sized chain saw.

The region is Michigan's Upper Peninsula -- the U.P. -- land of snow, mosquitoes, pasties, smelt, and Bosch beer. And Da Yoopers Tourist Trap explains it to all who would venture to this outpost on the edge of civilization.

"Yooperland" has its own cozy ice shanty of hinterland culture, celebrated by Jim "Hoolie" DeCaire, master of all things Yooper and the owner of this attraction. U.P. residents have to endure a lot of hardship (mostly weather-related), which translates into a broad sense of humor. The stereotypes of farting, belching, beer-drinking, and sportsmen of dubious ability are grist for the Yooper comedy mill -- but it's all good-natured fun, and Jim is himself a lifetime Yooper who has made a career out of championing the Yooper lifestyle to the outside world.

Or, at least, to that part of the outside world that comes up here. Mostly it's visitors from Wisconsin, or the southern part of Michigan, or da Yoopers themselves.

Da Yoopers Tourist Trap has a gift shop and a small "museum" of artifacts -- but the best attractions are outdoors. Big Gus, the world's largest working chainsaw, sits on a rise pointing towards the highway. Billy, our guide, fires up Big Gus, which is 23 feet long and is powered by a V-8 engine. The large chain cycles with a terrifying rumble, though Billy holds back on revving it up to forest hewing velocity. "Jim's always worries about the chain flying off across Highway 41," he says.

Even larger is Big Ernie, the world's largest working rifle. Big Ernie, Billy tells us, fired a rock wrapped in duct tape 2.5 miles into a corn field. But it probably won't do that again any time soon, as the recoil and shock wave knocked Ernie off of its truck mount and smashed the windows of a nearby farm house.

Gus and Ernie are examples of what DeCaire calls "Yoopervations," one-of-a-kind items built out of necessity or whimsy, and made possible by long periods of enforced hibernation. In the gift shop, for example, is a full-length winter coat made of cow hair; outside are a selection of odd vehicles bolted together out of pieces of junker cars, snowplows, and riding lawnmowers. "Yooper Assault Vehicle" rolls on tank treads and is driven by a straw-stuffed dummy wearing a motorcycle helmet with deer antlers. "Snow Cycle" is pedaled by similar dummies -- with especially big butts -- wearing George and Laura Bush rubber masks.

Big butts mean big laughs in the Da Yooper universe. So do flatulence, defecation, outhouses, and toilet humor. Da Yoopers may have the only gift shop in America with a section devoted exclusively to farting. "Farting is big business here," says Anna, who runs the gift shop. "Farting in general sells." Among many displays with an emphasis on the bowels are the Da Yoopers "Mystery Spot" -- a suspiciously brown circle of dirt -- and two outhouse photo-ops. At "Da-2-Holer" you sit on a hole directly beneath another hole occupied by a Yooper dummy. At "Da Dorkmeister Outhouse" you pose with your head stuck up through the second hole.

There is much to see here: an underground mine, a signed photo of Ted Nugent, a "man camp" where stuffed deer drink beer and men dummies are strung up by their ankles. We run back to our car to get warm as yet another tour bus pulls in, its passengers on their way from the mining museum in Calumet to the ski museum in Ishpeming, or maybe from one U.P. Indian casino to another.

"At one time this was the only place that you could get anything with 'Yooper' on it," Anna confides. "Now everyone wants to be a Yooper."

Note: Aside from the Tourist Trap, Yooper culture is spread by Hoolie and his cohorts via live appearances by Da Yoopers musical group and their novelty song CDs. They claim to be "The #1 Fishing, Hunting, and Beer Drinking Comedy Show in America!"

Da Yoopers Tourist Trap
Address:

490 N. Steel St., Ishpeming, MI
Directions:
Head west out of Ishpeming on US Hwy 41, between Ishpeming and West Ishpeming on the south side of the highway.
Hours:
M-Th 9-8, F 9-9, Sa 9-8, Su 10-7 (Call to verify)
Phone:
906-485-5595


Farting is Big Business here



Remington Super 990
Remington Super 990 #2
Pioneer P60
Homelite 750
Homelite 750 #2
Homelite 550
Partner 5000+
Stihl 034 Super
Stihl 034 Super #2
Poulan 71a
McCulloch SP81
Husqvarna 288
Stihl MS180
Dolmar 7900
Husqvarna 346xp
Dolmar 120si
Homelite Ranger
Poulan Wildthing
Poulan Wildthing #2
Poulan Wildthing #3
Poulan Wildthing #4
Poulan Wildthing #5
Dolmar ps420
Homelite Super Wiz66
Poulan 33
Pioneer p50
McCulloch PM1000
McCulloch PM1000 #2
McCulloch PM1000 #3
Mall Model 10
McCulloch PM700
McCulloch PM700 #2
Homelite 360
Poulan 4200
Dolmar 112
Stihl 028
Lombard Comango
Mono 40
McCulloch 550
Husqvarna 359
Stihl 045
Homelite 5-20
Poulan SD25A
Wright GS-2016
Power Machinery 275
Cox Beaver
Clinton D55
David Bradley 3Sixty
Craftsman 3.7
Poulan 3400
Homelite Super XL
Dolmar 9010
Olympyk 254f
Remington Super 754
Shindaiwa 757
McCulloch 10-10
Poulan 3450
Stihl 026
Homelite XL925
Dolmar 116si
Montgomery Wards 4.0
McCulloch 99


Sold Saws:

Stihl ms200t sold to big sexy T double
Stihl 064
Stihl 064 #2
Stihl 064 #3
Stihl 064 #4
Stihl 064 #5
Stihl 076
Stihl 076 #2
Stihl 051
Stihl 051 #2
Stihl 036
Stihl 036#2
Stihl 036 #3
Stihl 034 Super
Stihl MS360
Stihl 026
Stihl 026 #2
Stihl ms260
Stihl 024
Stihl 028
Stihl 028 #2
Stihl 028 #3
Stihl 028 #4
Stihl 028 #5
Stihl 028 #6
Stihl 028 #7
Stihl 028 #8
Stihl 028 #9

Chain:

Stihl .404 full chisel roll from my ball less troll friend Jonathon
Oregon 1/2" chipper roll
Stihl 1/2 semi-chisel roll
Oregon 3/8 chisel .063 84dl
Windsor/Sandvik 3/8 chisel 128dl
Oregon 3/8lp 72dl
Stihl 1/4" semi-chisel roll



Lunch Meats:

Ham
Roast Beef
Turkey
Pastrami
Liverwurst
Pimento Loaf
Buffalo Chicken
Half Eaten Bucket O KFC

Out In Amish Country Smokin Big Ole' Doinks

 

[ferris]

Makita/Dolmar build a 90cc saw
The Dolmar 9010

 

[P.M.P.]

Makita/Dolmar build a 90cc saw
The Dolmar 9010

Do they still make them over there ?From thier site it doesn't look like they are available in the states.

 

[Termitebuffet]

I have questions , when you said LARGE saw , are we looking for size , weight , handle bars , cc's , large stickers ?

Sawhawgz, ruining the internet since 2012...

 

[P.M.P.]

I have questions , when you said LARGE saw , are we looking for size , weight , handle bars , cc's , large stickers ?

Sawhawgz, ruining the internet since 2012...

YES

 

[Termitebuffet]

YES

Kool, that helps ...free stuffz scented

Sawhawgz, ruining the internet since 2012...

 

[P.M.P.]

Kool, that helps ...free stuffz scented

Sawhawgz, ruining the internet since 2012...

 

[StephK87]

#nuffsaid

 

[RIDE-RED 350r]

P.M.P. you have one option.... Tree-90-Feckin-Fo!

 

[cus_deluxe]

Didnt you guys know? Gunner sold all his saws and invested in hatchimals. And frozen merchandise.