hi,i am here to find out what's the best ratio of gary goo to run in saws

[tree monkey]

1-32

 

[Locust Cutter]

2-ozs:1GFY I think...

 

[Windthrown]

The "Original" fapping lube

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Someone stole my old image! I forget who made that image, but it was on a great old oil thread that I perpetuated on AS. Probably the best thread ever on AS. Does anyone remember what GOO stands for? I coined the phrase.

 

[P.M.P.]

Someone stole my old image! I forget who made that image, but it was on a great old oil thread that I perpetuated on AS. Probably the best thread ever on AS. Does anyone remember what GOO stands for? I coined the phrase.

Is it the band pearl jam ?

 

[Windthrown]

Is it the band pearl jam ?

Uh, no. Nothing like that.

 

[P.M.P.]

Garys own oil?

 

[Windthrown]

Doh! You got it! Just like Newman's Own brand. Gary's Own Oil (GOO) was in the GaryWay multi level marketing product line.

 

[P.M.P.]

Uh, no. Nothing like that.

Found this for you Windthrown

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Last edited: Dec 19, 2008
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[Windthrown]

Oh hey, there yah go. I have the photos here that were used in that post.

 

[Windthrown]

Gary and his Buick V-8 saw, Termite:

 

[KZ1000]

I think his eyes are on a to stroke?

 

[Windthrown]

His eyes are on the prize.

 

[KZ1000]

I'd bet thems slippery with a little Gary goo on um.

 

[dbittle]

I need some of that goo for my pancakes.

 

[polkat]

Its the gary goo with the highest octane you have at your local gas station 100:1 everyone should know that

 

[Windthrown]

I need some of that goo for my pancakes.

Gary always said it went well on pancakes. Maybe Randy can try it out on pie?

 

[sgrizz]

40:1 for stock saws and 32:1 for ported saws.

 

[Likesaws]

40 to one but 25 to one in the Shinny saws.

 

[riverrat2]

lets discuss....lol

for me 32:1 for stump/flushcutting,,, just bucking on the landing and fire wood tick duty 40:1

Depends,,,,, on the other hand If it was built in OHIO it will run really freaky fast on Amzoil @ 200:1 and make lotz of noise...

But will most assuredly lack in the Grunt area as in "No Kahonee's what-so-evah!!!!

To sum it up in three words,,,,,, pretty much nutless

 

[Jon1212]

for me 32:1 for stump/flushcutting,,, just bucking on the landing and fire wood tick duty 40:1

Depends,,,,, on the other hand If it was built in OHIO it will run really freaky fast on Amzoil @ 200:1 and make lotz of noise...

But will most assuredly lack in the Grunt area as in "No Kahonee's what-so-evah!!!!

To sum it up in three words,,,,,, pretty much nutless

Which is the "tears" portion of that ratio?