A guy was goin' to town on a little thang he'd picked up at the local suds establishment when he began to notice how loose things were. He thought I wonder if I could also get a finger in there. Yep. Well then a hand, arm, shoulder both arms legs all the way in he went. He went walkin' around in there in the dark and figured he better strike a match or he would never find the way out. Then he saw a distant light. It was another dude huddled up by a campfire.
"Dang," he said "if I'd a knowed you was in here, I would not have picked up this girl."
"Yup" said the other fellow. "And if I could find the keys to my Volkswagen, I'd get us the hell outta here."