Due to variances in dialect, a handy field guide has been prepared...

[ajschainsaws]

Just a regular evening in the pub for some cockneys

Remember that one Matt

 

[MattG]

I'll translate and put it into terms that you will be familiar with...

Have tight pants and tall boots, will travel..
Don't tell anyone, and the pants don't fit anymore!

Have to say we all hate those toffee-nose b@stards!!!!

I'd much rather stand a pint for a cockney tosser, than for one of those "I'm better than everyone else" Hooray-Henrys.

(I'm relying on one of you to translate it to American)

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Remember that one Matt

I'm not sure I like my sisters being portrayed in this less than favorable light...
Bloody wankers

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Have to say we all hate those toffee-nose b@stards!!!!

I'd much rather stand a pint for a cockney tosser, than for one of those "I'm better than everyone else" Hooray-Henrys.

(I'm relying on one of you to translate it to American)

In murican: I hate those uppity bastards, I had much rather buy a workin man a Pabst Blue Ribbon, than pee on those jack offs if they spontaneously combusted...
Will try and translate into Croation for @Wilhelm

 

[MattG]

In murican: I hate those uppity bastards, I had much rather buy a workin man a Pabst Blue Ribbon, than pee on those jack offs if they spontaneously combusted...
Will try and translate into Croation for @Wilhelm

Verily I say onto you, that you are a truly scholarly gentleman, and I feel honoured to have made your acquaintance.

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Verily I say onto you, that you are a truly scholarly gentleman, and I feel honoured to have made your acquaintance.

The feeling is mutual,
And I was gonna say also gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside, but upon reflection, it could be my medication causing those symptoms....

 

[MattG]

And I was gonna say also gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside, but upon reflection, it could be my medication causing those symptoms....

Yeah, either that, or all the squirrel fur that you ate for your breakfast......

 

[ajschainsaws]

I'll translate and put it into terms that you will be familiar with...

Have tight pants and tall boots, will travel..
Don't tell anyone, and the pants don't fit anymore!
Over here its primarily a scent hunt now, since we have turned all the foxs into coats, that and PETA...
Ask me later why PETA came to my home town and got upset cause we throw turkeys out of plane's (we're the origin of the WKRP inCincinnati episode about the same..)
Coyote's are a problem for farmers like @Milkman31 and must be dispatched asap..

Can’t beat a bit of jumpin in your tight pants good find

 

[ajschainsaws]

Got this loud mouth this year!View attachment 109193

Great shot

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Yeah, either that, or all the squirrel fur that you ate for your breakfast......

Thanks I didn't think of that, I'll send my wife to the store for some GasX...
https://www.gas-x.com/?cid=ps-20150...gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=CKKhs-yy-9gCFU6tTwod2EcM4A

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Can’t beat a bit of jumpin in your tight pants good find

" Sometimes Chancho, a man likes to dance around his room at night in his streachy pants..."

First one that knows the aforementioned quote wins the all time world championship! Grand prize: 1 years worth of GasX!

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Have to say we all hate those toffee-nose b@stards!!!!

I'd much rather stand a pint for a cockney tosser, than for one of those "I'm better than everyone else" Hooray-Henrys.

(I'm relying on one of you to translate it to American)

Maybe those toffee nosed bastards could possibly be retrained/rehabilitated , I don't know, maybe to do something like hunt truffles???

 

[Wilhelm]

In murican: I hate those uppity bastards, I had much rather buy a workin man a Pabst Blue Ribbon, than pee on those jack offs if they spontaneously combusted...
Will try and translate into Croation for @Wilhelm

Make that German . . .

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Make that German . . .

Jawohl mein herr

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Make that German . . .

Ich hasse diese hochnasigen Bastarde,ich habe viel lieber einem Arbeiter ein Bier gekauft. dann pinkln sie auf diese Wichser,wenn sie spontanverbrannt werden

Somehow I feel as though something was lost in translation...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Make that German . . .

I have never thought to ask if you have ever had the opportunity to make the pilgrimage to our Mecca,
Mount Dolmar to see where Emil Lerp tested the predecessors of our saws?

 

[Wilhelm]

I have never thought to ask if you have ever had the opportunity to make the pilgrimage to our Mecca,
Mount Dolmar to see where Emil Lerp tested the predecessors of our saws?

Have never set foot inside a Dolmar shop, lest on the Dolmar hill!

I do hope to get the chance of browsing through a Dolmar shop before Makita suspends them all.
It's doubtful that I'll ever set foot on the Dolmar hill, but since Makita has no power over it one never knows where life will lead the way.

 

[MattG]

maybe to do something like hunt truffles???

I'd sooner that they hunt BMW-drivers, to be quite honest.

They are basically the new class enemy in the UK. Far worse than immigrants, cockneys, scousers, royal family....

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

I'd sooner that they hunt BMW-drivers, to be quite honest.

Am glad you said that,
Do you know the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Am glad you said that,
Do you know the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside...