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Do to the serious nature of a chainsaw forum in general,is this inappropriate and/or just wrong

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Dolmar Junkie

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I bet you can make some nice warm underwear with those pelts, mind you.

My missus would love a nice squirrel thong - it would keep her furry purse lovely and warm - I can tell ya!

:beautiful:
Will need pics and measurements,

To design and manufacture...
 

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Will need pics and measurements,

To design and manufacture...
I think we need to return to the subject matter in hand. Linguistic differences, and so on, and so forth....m' ol' china. OH F*CKING BO11OCKS, I slipped into that f**king rhyming slang, din'I?
 

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I think we need to return to the subject matter in hand. Linguistic differences, and so on, and so forth....m' ol' china. OH F*CKING BO11OCKS, I slipped into that f**king rhyming slang, din'I?
Will need subtitles, but on a high note,
You sounded just like Brad Pit..

And you'uns can't knock a feller fer tryin, ain't never seen nary a British Bumm..
It's natural for me to talk like that, but I struggle to type it!
 

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Just what had that poor little dog done to deserve it?!

I'll translate and put it into terms that you will be familiar with...

Have tight pants and tall boots, will travel..
Don't tell anyone, and the pants don't fit anymore!
Over here its primarily a scent hunt now, since we have turned all the foxs into coats, that and PETA...
Ask me later why PETA came to my home town and got upset cause we throw turkeys out of plane's (we're the origin of the WKRP inCincinnati episode about the same..)
Coyote's are a problem for farmers like @Milkman31 and must be dispatched asap..
 

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I'll translate and put it into terms that you will be familiar with...

Have tight pants and tall boots, will travel..
Don't tell anyone, and the pants don't fit anymore!
Over here its primarily a scent hunt now, since we have turned all the foxs into coats, that and PETA...
Ask me later why PETA came to my home town and got upset cause we throw turkeys out of plane's (we're the origin of the WKRP inCincinnati episode about the same..)
Coyote's are a problem for farmers like @Milkman31 and must be dispatched asap..
So y'all mean ta say have taheet pants ayn' tall boots, will travel.
don't tell anyone, ayn' thay ...uhh pants don't fit anymawe!
ovuurr here its primarily ayy scent hunt now, since we have done turned all thay ...uhh foxs into coats, that there ayn' peta.
ask me latuurr why peta done came ta my home town ayn' done got upset cause we throw turkeys out av plane's (we're the awigin av the wkrp incincinnatey episode about the same. )
coyote's are ayy problem faw farmers like milkman ayn' must be dispatched asap
 

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So y'all mean ta say have taheet pants ayn' tall boots, will travel.
don't tell anyone, ayn' thay ...uhh pants don't fit anymawe!
ovuurr here its primarily ayy scent hunt now, since we have done turned all thay ...uhh foxs into coats, that there ayn' peta.
ask me latuurr why peta done came ta my home town ayn' done got upset cause we throw turkeys out av plane's (we're the awigin av the wkrp incincinnatey episode about the same. )
coyote's are ayy problem faw farmers like milkman ayn' must be dispatched asap
Yeah what he said!!



What the heck did that feller say,I can't never understand a blame thinghe says with that danged old mask and cigar in his mout...
 

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Dolmar Junkie said
What the heck done that there felluurr say,ey can't nevuurr understand ayy blame thing he says with that there danged awful old mask ayn' cigar in his mowuth.




Aya-sayin' that there
So y'all mean ta say have taheet pants ayn' tall boots, will travel.
don't tell anyone, ayn' thay ...uhh pants don't fit anymawe!
ovuurr here its primarily ayy scent hunt now, since we have done turned all thay ...uhh foxs into coats, that there ayn' peta.
ask me latuurr why peta done came ta my home town ayn' done got upset cause we throw turkeys out av plane's (we're the awigin av the wkrp incincinnatey episode about the same. )
coyote's are ayy problem faw farmers like milkman ayn' must be dispatched asap
 

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Dolmar Junkie said
What the heck done that there felluurr say,ey can't nevuurr understand ayy blame thing he says with that there danged awful old mask ayn' cigar in his mowuth.




Aya-sayin' that there
So y'all mean ta say have taheet pants ayn' tall boots, will travel.
don't tell anyone, ayn' thay ...uhh pants don't fit anymawe!
ovuurr here its primarily ayy scent hunt now, since we have done turned all thay ...uhh foxs into coats, that there ayn' peta.
ask me latuurr why peta done came ta my home town ayn' done got upset cause we throw turkeys out av plane's (we're the awigin av the wkrp incincinnatey episode about the same. )
coyote's are ayy problem faw farmers like milkman ayn' must be dispatched asap
OK, Gotcha, that clears everything up...
 
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