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You Michigan fellows might want to call a huddle and explain to Ross that the last Boy Scout was not a historical drama and that team Glock does not play football.
This is how all those terrible terrible awful Michigan jokes get their start:cheer:
 

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You Michigan fellows might want to call a huddle and explain to Ross that the last Boy Scout was not a historical drama and that team Glock does not play football.
This is how all those terrible terrible awful Michigan jokes get their start:cheer:

I can honestly say that I've never been to a sport event game, and the total amount of time I've spent in my life watching a game on TV is 15 mins at best.
 

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How does Ichigan recruit thier top tier lineman?

They shave a few of their cheerleaders.



How does Tennesee recruit their fastest running back in team history?

They kidnap the slowest Ichigan lineman.
 

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I can honestly say that I've never been to a sport event game, and the total amount of time I've spent in my life watching a game on TV is 15 mins at best.

Attending a major college football game is the greatest, you get to hear some of the best amateur sporting commentary live in your own section.
gems from recent seasons include -

"Come on coach that guys sucks, stick him on the bench. nah Fick It take away his scholarship and deport his family!"

" Jesus H Christ guys there are kids here in the stands, if their parents wanted them to see a whole team suck this much they could take them to a hoehouse!!"
 

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2 years ago there was "fan" near our seats who drank non-stop and proclaimed loudly at every opportunity to "watch this play it's gonna be an onside kick"

You also learn the difference between "great play, good hit" and "dirty bastard, cheap shot" is which uniform the player is wearing :)
 

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You gents have your fair warning...the Official Kirby Smart Era begins in Athens, GA this season. The Dawgs will lead the pack!!!

...And I'm just as much a Tennessee Vol fan as well.
 
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If you have a car containing a Ohio State Buckeyes wide receiver, a Ohio State Buckeyes linebacker, and a Ohio State Buckeyes defensive back, who is driving the car?





The cop


What is the only sign of life in Columbus?



Ann Arbor-187 miles
 
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