tree monkey
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can you imagine how boring life would be if nothing ever went wrong.
so 6 months ago I had a bad heart attack. the docs shoved a tube in every hole in my body and a few more. in doing so, they broke a front tooth. when I got out of the hospital, I went to the dentist. they couldn't do anything for it for 6 months, and so the real story begins.
so a few weeks ago, on a Saturday morning I wake up with this broken tooth infected and my face blew up like a balloon. so now i'm wishing the weekend would end and Monday would get here already. this was the longest weekend of my life.
so I get to the dentist Monday morning, all they can do is give me some antibiotics. so off I go, Monday, pain, Tuesday, pain, Wednesday, pain, Thursday, I gotta *s-word, and again, and again. so now i'm chained to the throne. I don't dare to get off the dam thing. I then learned what the true meaning of explosive diarrhea. this is a bad time to have gas. for a split second your toilet thinks it's a bidet and washes your ass with *s-word. I mean every part of your body that is within that seat. and your almost out of tp. this went on for over a week, it was like I turned into a really pissed off skunk.
so 6 months ago I had a bad heart attack. the docs shoved a tube in every hole in my body and a few more. in doing so, they broke a front tooth. when I got out of the hospital, I went to the dentist. they couldn't do anything for it for 6 months, and so the real story begins.
so a few weeks ago, on a Saturday morning I wake up with this broken tooth infected and my face blew up like a balloon. so now i'm wishing the weekend would end and Monday would get here already. this was the longest weekend of my life.
so I get to the dentist Monday morning, all they can do is give me some antibiotics. so off I go, Monday, pain, Tuesday, pain, Wednesday, pain, Thursday, I gotta *s-word, and again, and again. so now i'm chained to the throne. I don't dare to get off the dam thing. I then learned what the true meaning of explosive diarrhea. this is a bad time to have gas. for a split second your toilet thinks it's a bidet and washes your ass with *s-word. I mean every part of your body that is within that seat. and your almost out of tp. this went on for over a week, it was like I turned into a really pissed off skunk.
