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I know that Motorhead really does like this song by George Strait, especially if he saw the gal I danced with last week. As Conway said, "She had tight-fittin' jeans." Lord have mercy.
 
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WORDS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon


WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. I’m not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and would hate to look like a real Fool!
7. Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning!
 

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My last firewood customer told me this riddle as I accepted her payment for a full truckload of hardwood, split, delivered and stacked:

She asked, "Edwin, how does a woman like me scare away a bumble bee buzzing around her head when she is trying to work in her flower garden?"

I thought for awhile and gave up. Then I said, "Shelley, that's a tough one. How would you do that?"

She replied, "Very simple. I let it land on my chest, and then I yell, Boo Bee!"
 

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My last firewood customer told me this riddle as I accepted her payment for a full truckload of hardwood, split, delivered and stacked:

She asked, "Edwin, how does a woman like me scare away a bumble bee buzzing around her head when she is trying to work in her flower garden?"

I thought for awhile and gave up. Then I said, "Shelley, that's a tough one. How would you do that?"

She replied, "Very simple. I let it land on my chest, and then I yell, Boo Bee!"
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My last firewood customer told me this riddle as I accepted her payment for a full truckload of hardwood, split, delivered and stacked:

She asked, "Edwin, how does a woman like me scare away a bumble bee buzzing around her head when she is trying to work in her flower garden?"

I thought for awhile and gave up. Then I said, "Shelley, that's a tough one. How would you do that?"

She replied, "Very simple. I let it land on my chest, and then I yell, Boo Bee!"

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