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Czed

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One of the girls my wife works with and her husband bought a place, 25 acres and built a house, about a mile from us.
They've never lived in the country or had a place where they burned wood. My wife volunteered my services to help the guy cut and split firewood, as well as help with anything this guy doesn't understand about living in the sticks. I don't have time to take care of the stuff I need to do but because my wife had already volunteered my help, I was stuck.
I showed up yesterday to help the guy buck several cull logs he'd gotten from a local logger. He had them marked where he wanted them cut. I grabbed my saw and got to work. After I cut the first log and was starting on the second, he called me over and pointed out a cut that he deemed unsatisfactory. I hadn't cut where you could see paint on either side of the cut. I thought he was dicking with me. I went back to cutting the second log and didn't make one cut on the mark. He got really upset and told me, "if you can't do what I tell you to do, I don't need you.

Here's the cut that initially upset him. It looks good to me.View attachment 141595

If his wife and mine weren't friends, I'd have given him a friendly GFY and left. I tried to explain that I didn't think he was serious and he kind of understood but told me that he wants things done his way.
My wife understands the situation but asked me to be tolerant. Hopefully the girls will talk tomorrow and his wife can explain to him, that he's an a$$hole but I'm not holding my breath.
I don't see this ending well.

Have any of you ever had to deal with a jackwagon like this?
Oh i have so many
One memorable one is
A woman i worked with said she had a few
Tree's to cut storm damaged
Oak and ash a couple down most
The tops broke off.
She asked if i could "help"
Get one down
And i could have everything i cut
Well i cut over a dozen 30-36 oak hazard tree's 50-60ft tops broke off
right against the house and garage
And blocked them took all day.
His 017 never was started.
My 372 is thirsty and on my dime plus bar oil.
No one helped
I loaded up one load and took it home
Came back and a guy was there with a tractor and trailer
Told me the rest was his lol
It was promised to him by her she told him to get the rest after i went home.
After near 100* temps all day
Wasn't going to happen
Called some friends gave them all they could haul and we took everything that could be considered firewood.
She still asks occasionally when i can cut
About a dozen more
I always say I'll be there tommorow.
 

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Well......the girls talked today.
Greg's (that's the buttholes name) wife said that he's used to getting his way and he doesn't realize he's being a jerk. She also suggested I just let it roll off my back.
She also said that Greg wanted me to teach them to shoot. Neither has ever handled a gun and while they're both strongly opposed to individuals owning firearms, feel that living in the country, they might at some point need a gun. She also asked if I had one they could borrow, because they didn't want to actually own one.

Last week my wife wanted to have a BBQ so Greg and Tammy (that's the buttholes wife's name) could meet our friends from out here.

After today, she sees the light.
She's a conservative sort of gal and doesn't like the idea of libtards moving in and ruining the neighborhood. Socializing with an obnoxious liberal prick is not something either of us is willing to endure.
My wife and Tammy will still be friends but any expectation of Greg and I becoming more than acquaintances has been dashed.
He's on his own.

I wonder how long it takes to cut 25 acres with a battery operated mower?
 

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Well......the girls talked today.
Greg's (that's the buttholes name) wife said that he's used to getting his way and he doesn't realize he's being a jerk. She also suggested I just let it roll off my back.
She also said that Greg wanted me to teach them to shoot. Neither has ever handled a gun and while they're both strongly opposed to individuals owning firearms, feel that living in the country, they might at some point need a gun. She also asked if I had one they could borrow, because they didn't want to actually own one.

Last week my wife wanted to have a BBQ so Greg and Tammy (that's the buttholes wife's name) could meet our friends from out here.

After today, she sees the light.
She's a conservative sort of gal and doesn't like the idea of libtards moving in and ruining the neighborhood. Socializing with an obnoxious liberal prick is not something either of us is willing to endure.
My wife and Tammy will still be friends but any expectation of Greg and I becoming more than acquaintances has been dashed.
He's on his own.

I wonder how long it takes to cut 25 acres with a battery operated mower?
Good choice
They'll only become dependent
On you and your wife
For everything.
 

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Wish my nephew was on here
Much of his time is fixing what his
Wife's best friends husband
Breaks lol
Two weekends to replace a transmission in a zero turn
Because he kept ramming it into a tree and laughing lol
No common sense at all
 

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Well......the girls talked today.
Greg's (that's the buttholes name) wife said that he's used to getting his way and he doesn't realize he's being a jerk. She also suggested I just let it roll off my back.
She also said that Greg wanted me to teach them to shoot. Neither has ever handled a gun and while they're both strongly opposed to individuals owning firearms, feel that living in the country, they might at some point need a gun. She also asked if I had one they could borrow, because they didn't want to actually own one.

Last week my wife wanted to have a BBQ so Greg and Tammy (that's the buttholes wife's name) could meet our friends from out here.

After today, she sees the light.
She's a conservative sort of gal and doesn't like the idea of libtards moving in and ruining the neighborhood. Socializing with an obnoxious liberal prick is not something either of us is willing to endure.
My wife and Tammy will still be friends but any expectation of Greg and I becoming more than acquaintances has been dashed.
He's on his own.

I wonder how long it takes to cut 25 acres with a battery operated mower?

Wtf? I'd block their number and when your wife isn't looking I'd grab her phone and block Tammy's number.

Other than my kids I'll never ever teach someone to shoot a gun ever!

What a bunch of Fugging hypocrites.
 

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Good choice
They'll only become dependent
On you and your wife
For everything.
I think that might have been the plan all along.
The fact that they moved that close makes you wonder.

Just got a call from Tammy. Their hot water smells like rotten eggs. Do I have any idea what might be causing it..............yep, pull the anode from the water heater. Wanted to know if I could come over and do it? I told her I wouldn't be able to for three weeks.
Told her to do a Google search.
She's calling a plumber tomorrow.
 

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I think that might have been the plan all along.
The fact that they moved that close makes you wonder.

Just got a call from Tammy. Their hot water smells like rotten eggs. Do I have any idea what might be causing it..............yep, pull the anode from the water heater. Wanted to know if I could come over and do it? I told her I wouldn't be able to for three weeks.
Told her to do a Google search.
She's calling a plumber tomorrow.
Best to piss them off now before they get comfortable bugging you.
Nobody with any sense lives in the country without a gun
idiot's
 

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She's calling a plumber tomorrow.


This is just the beginning for city slickers moving to the country. With a dip sh!t husband they can’t make the friends to give them a hand when in need. When my neighbor realized I was his neighbor he wasn’t happy as we had met years ago while working together. After he meet his now wife and moved in with her we ran into each other in the alley between our houses. Now days you’d never knew we didn’t get along years ago. The random calls I get when’s he out of town working and something broke at the house don’t even surprise me anymore.
 

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He's cutting it for himself.
I think he plans on me helping him split it as well........with my splitter.

$50/ an hour & he can dictate however he wants.

If this is neighborly support, then remove the Stick from thy backside or find another neighbor.
 

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Spent a few minutes while waiting on hydraulics/engine pylon guys to finish up before we do some electrical/avionics work...

This is too damn funny...I'd a left that stupid MF'r holding it all when he *b-worded about the cut. Bar none, would've left his ass holding it!

You're a man of great patience Steve!
 

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It will take at least 75 an hour for that bs lol.
It an thinking more like $150 an hour, it sounds like he is having to work for two people and bring equipment....wait a minute the equipment is extra...plus maintenance...then the “dealing with bs fee” your up to about $500 an hour!!!
 
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